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meanwhile at the north pole - demotivational poster

From the top! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way... No, no! Not "WEIGH", "WAY"! DAMN IT! I can tell the difference, Dasher you uneducated imbecile! If you got something against my weight, let's have it out, right here! RIGHT NOW! Ha! Chicken! You're chicken! . . . . I know you're a reindeer, I was referring to your cowardice! Know what? Go to hell! The others can pull their own weight around here PLUS MINE JUST FINE WITHOUT YOU! Wait, come back. I'm sorry. How about some eggnog? . . . . . ALRIGHT THEN! YOU'RE FIRED YOU OVERRATED DEER!

TAGS: tension builds up at the north pole between santa and the tender

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thecrotchetyoldcynic  #168472 Created September 9, 2013



EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 4:25 pm
Where'd ya get the pic of GaryO? Published author, member of (somewhat) good standing at motifake and now this? Well deserved 5L crotchety for proving ya can dress 'em up but ya can't take em' anywhere cuz the clothes don't make the man!
lgvernon - September 9, 2013, 11:35 am

WOOOOT!~~I have actually experienced directors like this. I'm a vocalist and I'm sometimes asked to perform with local orchestras. There have been a couple of these guys over the years. Their vitriol has never been directed at me, but still...5LaLaLaLaLas
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NATURAL SELECTION - demotivational poster

I'm not calling for the mass killing of stupid people. Let's just remove all warning signs and labels and see if the problem sorts itself out.

TAGS: gene pool needs chlorine

demotivational poster NATURAL SELECTION
WTFO  #168409 Created September 6, 2013



garydunn2 - July 3, 2014, 6:10 pm
Gary- Man broke neck diving into lake, sued chamber of commerce, even though lake was posted no swimming. Chamber settled.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:04 pm
Warning: the fresh coffee you ordered might actually be h**!
Bandit5906 - September 22, 2013, 8:38 pm
Already tried by someone with a VW Beetle on the NY Parkway! His necktie aided in his demise!
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:57 pm
search the internet for frivolous lawsuits and see what you get. My fav is where a family sued Sea World when their son was killed swimming with a killer whale. (he was in the park after hrs). They claim there weren't warning signs about the killer whale.
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:46 pm
One of my favorite comedians. Great way to sum up the poster.
Cannabal - September 7, 2013, 5:34 am
"Just think of it as 'passive eugenics.'" ~George Carlin
CloudchaserS - September 7, 2013, 4:30 am
I have thought before that it seems that the courts don't like the "There shouldn't be a need for us to warn because that it's dangerous should be obvious" argument.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:17 am
Actually CCS, the real reason we have this prob (in the US at least) is because of lawsuits. Idiots sue companies when they do stupid things that get them hurt. BTW, that means normal people pay more for the products to offset the lawsuits.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:15 am
Hopefully, this poster of mine wasn't already done by Airman. My fav I saw was on a fan belt "stop motor first". Really? I'd like to see the guy who tries to put on a new fan belt while the engine is on.
CloudchaserS - September 6, 2013, 11:42 pm
We're warning you about this because we think you have not enough common sense to see the obvious
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24th Century Glitches - demotivational poster

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thecrotchetyoldcynic  #168399 Created September 6, 2013



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Genesis - demotivational poster

Short reading from the bible

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Vanner  #168338 Created September 3, 2013



manos - January 31, 2014, 11:56 am
haha awesome
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 4:19 pm
Nice one! 5L
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BobbEdwards - September 3, 2013, 9:29 am
Nice. Post it to Religifake too, if you haven't already.
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Sometimes - demotivational poster

I just like to lie down in the cool grass, look up at the clouds and use my imagination to see different animals, or people or..... wait, what the........

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chickenlittle  #168314 Created September 2, 2013



K0rNb4LL - September 3, 2013, 1:43 pm
Well that's a relief. After all the Christian's talk about how God was gonna smite us I figured the big guy had something slightly more sinister in mind.
chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 10:40 pm
Thanks much for the 5L's crotchety! This pic was posted online today by some guy in Scotland who was out for a walk and saw this.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 2, 2013, 12:19 pm
Oh, like, my God! I've seen similar formations! 5 cloud shaped lions!
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