Motifake
politics
epic fail
military funny
stupid human
ufo
MAD
motifake
ONE account, works everywhere!
REGISTER in seconds






MEANWHILE... IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA... - demotivational poster


TAGS: magazine revolution donttreadonme americans

demotivational poster MEANWHILE... IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...
MPsniper  #133440 Created April 20, 2011

15 shares


( 15 upvotes )

Sean - April 21, 2011, 6:06 pm
I played with matches quite a lot back when I was a kid who was forbidden from playing with matches. Now, not so much.
gas - April 21, 2011, 5:57 pm
But pools are not made to kill people, it's a place where kids are supposed to have fun. Finally I think the best way to prevent accidents is definitely keeping them away from any weapon, the same way you would simply forbid them from touching matches.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:08 pm
But as they point out in Freakanomics, pool safety, for younger kids, at least, is a far greater concern.
gas - April 21, 2011, 11:42 am
I see your point. In a country where unfortunatly almost anyone can buy a gun, maybe I would be the first to teach my kids gun safety.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:12 am
A lot of overhand punching and feather boa garroting.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:10 am
I will probably never own a gun, or ever fire one again, but I would not try to ban them all, or even most of them. I am creeped out by dudes with whole arsenals, though. That alone suggests underlying issues.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:07 am
what do you expect from Surfers and movie stars?
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
That's too simplistic, dude. California has about the same # of people as Canada, and there are more knife murders there, per year, than all types of murders in Canada. And we Canadians also have a lot of guns -- and aircraft carriers, by the way.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
My father, who is 86, grew up in a small town in Maine, and they hunted for their food. Very handy through the depression. So I was taught at an early age about gun safety. I hated hunting but it didn't stop him from taking me.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:55 am
But if your kids are likely to be arounds guns no matter what you do or don't own yourself, gun safety training is just responsible parenting.
18 more comments
(Add Comment)      (Add to favorites)





Sponsored Links









NOTHING LASTS FOREVER - demotivational poster


TAGS: escalator plus slinky

demotivational poster NOTHING LASTS FOREVER
Airman  #133439 Created April 20, 2011

26 shares


( 27 upvotes )

IxLOVExYOU - April 22, 2011, 11:13 am
ingenious!
(Add Comment)      (Add to favorites)









RULE NO 1 - demotivational poster


TAGS: flying rules

demotivational poster RULE NO 1
Airman  #133430 Created April 20, 2011

23 shares


( 34 upvotes )

ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:58 pm
Not to mention other aircraft.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 4:49 pm
Lol-ing!x5
(Add Comment)      (Add to favorites)





Sponsored Links









IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS - demotivational poster


TAGS: arabian oil gas screw

demotivational poster IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS
Greeny  #133417 Created April 20, 2011

23 shares


( 37 upvotes )

Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 7:16 am
Wait you actually believe that ? Have you ever considered that maybe we don't want your democracy or "freedom". Besides it is very wrong to call all arabs muslim, we're not. Your soldiers are here for many reasons. Our democracy is not one of them.
raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:11 am
Drill here, drill now and let the Muslims die for their own democracy.
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:47 am
were paying $1.48 australian over here, which going by the exchange rates, is about $1.57 US
Hawamleh - April 21, 2011, 8:22 am
Companies are screwing us EH-rabs too... 3.5$ or so a liter here in arab land..
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:35 pm
*so-ciety
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:34 pm
But wait, Mooooooooooooooooooooooo. Didn't ya hear the news: an armed society is a po-lite so-city! But of course, so is a civilized society. *slaps knee melodramatically, scaring his nearest cat*
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:27 pm
Solution? More guns/arm everyone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 10:56 pm
Awwwww...ICE found a problem that guns can't solve......(sadface)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 10:38 pm
Why don't you two just swap spit already, sheesh.
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 9:26 pm
Eh-rabs. LOL!
13 more comments
(Add Comment)      (Add to favorites)



What's HOT

mizzdizz

concern3

SanityFree

concern3

mizzdizz

mizzdizz

JesusWept

concern3

Reality Lord

concern3

Reality Lord

Reality Lord



MORE on the HOT PAGE







IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK - demotivational poster


TAGS: snow funny giraffe

demotivational poster IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK
Grimgravy  #133393 Created April 19, 2011

101 shares


( 26 upvotes )

IllicoPresto - April 22, 2011, 2:20 am
It says pretty clearly that they're giraffes.
Sho - April 21, 2011, 7:47 pm
I'm the only one that noticed those are deers?
(Add Comment)      (Add to favorites)





Sponsored Links












(NEXT PAGE)




Upload content like a BOSS


Misc info


MotiNetwork Privacy Policy
Website (c) motifake.com