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TAGS: it s why i got dogs

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BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 8:04 am, #221867

I was sitting in a bar talking to a friend and he kept grabbing his johnson. I asked him "What's up, been playing on a bad playground?" He said, "I wish, the f'n cat jumped on this morning..." I about fell of the stool.

Cloudchaser - July 24, 2011, 6:03 am, #221825

Except if it's a full bladder

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#138805 Created July 24, 2011
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THE WORLD TODAY - In this economy more and more people are opting not to get married I’d like to think that the economy has nothing to do with it. Rather, men are just getting smarter. demotivational poster

TAGS: wife not smart man money

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#138804 Created July 24, 2011
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demotivational poster CARDIOPULMONARY RESUSCITATION

CARDIOPULMONARY RESUSCITATION - Hey guys, I think you are doing wrong ... demotivational poster

TAGS: cpr doing it wrong guys

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Budog - July 24, 2011, 4:57 pm, #221845

Well, as an Intermediate EMT, I know knew enough that a decapitation was an obvious 10-85 Echo...

internetninjaII - July 24, 2011, 1:23 pm, #221838

Believe it or not, but this is part of the practical exam... unless you have a high enough qualification, you are not allowed to state that the person is dead and therefore must continue with CPR.... true story

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#138796 Created July 24, 2011
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demotivational poster ANOTHER ONE GONE TOO SOON

ANOTHER ONE GONE TOO SOON - She burned the candle at both ends until it burned out demotivational poster

TAGS: amy winehouse burned out soon

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tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 7:39 pm, #221968

Hilarious, siblings?

Thunderstrike - July 25, 2011, 3:01 pm, #221884

A great entertainer like dear Mr. Richards deserves to hang around. What did Amy do again??

Kspace - July 24, 2011, 6:59 am, #221826

Keith Richards stopped shooting heroin and started freebasing embalming fluid sometime in the mid 1980s.

AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 1:32 am, #221811

The question is how Kieth Richards is still alive and she dies. She had to be one hardcore partier or she refused to sign the deal in blood.

AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 1:29 am, #221810

Wow this is just such a tragedy. Who would have thought that a young talented celebrity such as this would die so young...cough. I am trying here but I had her on my celebrity deathliest for last year.

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#138794 Created July 23, 2011
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