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Mind Malfunction - demotivational poster

If you can believe it the bottle on the far left was tastier, frizzier, and served in a glass bottle; and it only cost 5 cents. Yet the tasteless, frizzless bottle of urine on the far right, costs nearly quadruple the original price. Ask great-grandpa. He won't remember; probably due to the actual cocaine that was put in.


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demotivational poster Mind Malfunction
thecrotchetyoldcynic  #173017 Created April 21, 2014

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2014, 4:34 pm
Dude! Totally hated it when they hid/got rid of the cent symbol when they did away with typewriters. I remember when it shared a key with the fractions. I think it was the fractions.
GaryO - May 24, 2014, 10:15 am
and the ¢ sign was seen everywhere. Now, quickly, look for it on your keyboard...heh heh
GaryO - May 24, 2014, 10:14 am
Born in ’49. The short, thick, sea green coke bottles were around quite a long time. The chest type pop machines, just as long. In the early 50s, a nickel and dime bought a lot...a lot.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2014, 2:43 am
Really? Dare I ask .... how old?
GaryO - May 23, 2014, 9:31 pm
…..and, yeah, it was really really good. Gawd I’m an ol’ fart.
GaryO - May 23, 2014, 9:30 pm
Cynic, I do remember the 3rd from the left. Yes, it was glass, yes it was 5¢, don’t know what was in it. Sometimes there was a 2 for 5¢ special if you were good enough to pull 2 out of the steel rack at precisely the same time.
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Old Cowboy Saying - demotivational poster

he needed killin' is a legal defense


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Airman  #173015 Created April 21, 2014

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 22, 2014, 2:14 am
I remember that movie! That takes me back. 5 not-so-lonesome doves :-D
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10 Minutes ! - demotivational poster

What Will You Do ? Beer & A Shot, Smoke , Fast Fast Sex, Or Maybe Pray ?


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maoworks2  #172909 Created April 14, 2014

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GaryO - May 3, 2014, 8:18 am
‘fast ***x’? My hand would fall asleep after nine and a half frustrating minutes, whether I prayed or not……I’d take the drink and toke.
maoworks2 - April 15, 2014, 7:40 am
Well Done Miss Priss, Now You're Ready To Meet Your Maker.
MissPriss - April 14, 2014, 4:39 pm
Hell, I could do all the above and still have three and a half minutes to spare. I think I'd use those to practice my aim with a firearm.
maoworks2 - April 14, 2014, 2:08 pm
Yah That's A Good One steve1961.
steve1961 - April 14, 2014, 1:50 pm
Just normal *** and that still gives me 9 and a half minutes to do something else...
maoworks2 - April 14, 2014, 1:26 pm
Make It Fast.
lgvernon - April 14, 2014, 12:01 pm

There should be an 'All of the above' choice.
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Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!


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demon001  #172879 Created April 12, 2014

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NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 10:06 am
...And they wonder why we're apprehensive about allowing them to handle nuclear power.
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