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MITHRAIC MYSTERIES - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster MITHRAIC MYSTERIES
EmilioDumphque  #162154 Created December 24, 2012

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steve1961 - December 26, 2012, 3:49 pm
They COULD all be some type of Ancient Rednecks. After all, this statue appears to predate NASCAR by a century or more.
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2012, 3:34 pm
This was not some small cult. Over 400 Mithraea (underground temples) have been found with over 700 depictions of this scene, called the Tauroctony.
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2012, 3:29 pm
No one's sure. Christianity did it's best to erase all trace of this religion. It happens underground with Mithras looking toward Sol Invictus (The unconquered sun) Animals of other constellations help him kill the bull.
steve1961 - December 26, 2012, 1:47 pm
Why is he wrestling with an animal? It is a depiction of some ancient Rodeo?
GaryO - December 25, 2012, 2:19 pm
Of course (had slap) the Phrygian cap….dead give away, and badge of the south central Anatolia turf wars…..Emilio, this stuff starts yer engine, don’t it.
EmilioDumphque - December 25, 2012, 12:23 pm
Mithras is always shown dressed in Anatolian style with a Phrygian cap.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2012, 11:05 am
What's That On His Head ?
GaryO - December 25, 2012, 8:48 am
Well crap, ED, you always force me to read. I thought Tammuz had the greater influence….’course I also thought that statue was David slaying a lion.
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Silverheart  #162137 Created December 24, 2012

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EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2012, 11:53 pm
Amen as well!
PapaFox - December 24, 2012, 4:08 pm
Amen! :)
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Jalozyin  #162128 Created December 24, 2012

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ughomer  #162119 Created December 23, 2012

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MissPriss  #162104 Created December 23, 2012

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Can't please everyone. Personally, I prefer good old vegetable oil...teehee. Thanks for the comment Cobra.
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