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MY MOMMY SAYS - I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see... and then she laughs and laughs. demotivational poster


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MissPriss  #163267 Created February 2, 2013

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Rudedog - February 3, 2013, 1:21 am
I'm sorry it's late and can I retract the last comment? d*** Canadian blended whiskey.
Rudedog - February 3, 2013, 1:19 am
You're right. I've switched to Buddism now in my afterlife I could be reincarnated as his sarcoptic mange mite.
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 11:43 pm
Naw Rude you won't be punished, but pray you don't run into the kid up there...teehee.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:38 pm
If I say it's funny will be punished in the afterlife? OK it's kinda funny; I'm agnostic.
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MY BARTENDER - ... is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. demotivational poster


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MissPriss  #163263 Created February 2, 2013

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MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:53 pm
For a cheap buzz...a beer and a straw can be your best friend...teehee.
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:52 pm
Especially if you get on their good side...and they can be persuaded by a female...*hic*
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 12:45 pm
Bar Keeps Are Gods.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:40 pm
I don't need a straw and a give unconditional love.
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 10:08 pm
Fine, but he brings his own water dish
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 8:53 pm
Only on your first two rounds...but I'm sure Gary wouldn't mind if you rang up his tab.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:29 pm
Do you take Medicaid?
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 7:44 pm
No, sorry sir, fresh out. Would you like to start a tab?
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 7:23 pm
…..and Prissy rolls with the good stuff. Got change for a twenty? I just spent all my 5s
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I AM OLAF - demotivational poster


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Olaf  #163241 Created February 2, 2013

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Silverheart - February 2, 2013, 3:24 pm

Olaf, do metal face. It's too f**king funny. An easy 5L's for the Clerks reference.
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 10:27 am
Why do I like this so? 5uk if I know, but I do. Welcome Olaf. I think you might be good at this.
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AH... - So THAT'S what she was doing... demotivational poster


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PapaFox  #163226 Created February 1, 2013

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 4:45 pm
I thought she was getting her mouth worked up for me.
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 9:10 am
Papa.....bahahaha and a 5L for good measure!
ughomer - February 2, 2013, 5:27 am
5L - Too funny, Papa!!
GaryO - February 1, 2013, 9:08 pm
Hah, I see what you did there…..n-i-c-e, 5L
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CLEAN ME UP GOOD - Because I want to smell nice when I kill you in your sleep. demotivational poster


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Rudedog  #163200 Created January 31, 2013

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Oiler - February 1, 2013, 2:04 pm
So that's what "scrubbing your hedgehog" means...lol...I had entirely the wrong idea. 5L
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:36 am
Would look great at dig my dog if you haven't already done so.
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:35 am
Rude, you lil' stinker...5L.
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