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MY MOMMY, THE DANCER - demotivational poster

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children in her class what their mothers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Concern was being uncharacteristically quiet, So when the teacher gently prodded him about his mother, He replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a Club and takes off all her clothes in front of men, and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this bold statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took Concern aside to quietly ask him, "Is that really true about your mother, dear?" Nope," concern said, "She works as a moderator for motifake but I was too embarrassed to say that In front of the other kids."


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demotivational poster MY MOMMY, THE DANCER
concern3  #178750 Created August 21, 2015

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MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:32 pm
What Motifake pays her...she may as well be volunteering her time...teehee. 5'd it 'cern!
rerun - August 21, 2015, 7:51 pm

Hmmmm, I only know of one female moderator here.
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I'D APPRECIATE IT - demotivational poster

IF YOU WOULD START TREATING ME AS A SEX OBJECT


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concern3  #178746 Created August 21, 2015

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:00 pm
I gave 2 girls in high school a lot of frustration since I actually DIDN'T respond to their advances (I'm a***ual). Women definitely DO want to be objectified, not to be treated like one of the bros. Though I kind of regret it now. Should'a played along.
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:32 am
LOL! This chick DOES have that mixed signals vibe thing goin' on, don't she! LOL! 5 L!
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JOSH AND JARED - demotivational poster

And just like that, fame changes to infamy. Good job guys.


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lgvernon  #178734 Created August 19, 2015

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2015, 6:24 pm
Awe5ome! So true! Sad to hear about the name Josh, I liked that name. Although I'm a little prejudiced to the name Jared, on account of that being my d-bag brother's name, LOL!
JesusWept - August 20, 2015, 6:24 am
Ok, i give up. I don't get it!
GaryO - August 20, 2015, 4:47 am
s-o-o-o, I guess ‘every kiss begins with Jared’ would be out too...I s’pose... glad ta see you hobble back, ya ol’ bat
lgvernon - August 19, 2015, 10:30 pm

Taking the Subway came to mind as a title, but I couldn't think of anything to add that wouldn't have landed me on the dark side. Nice to be back.
Greeny - August 19, 2015, 9:51 pm
There's a bologna & mayo joke in there somewhere... nice seein'ya again LG
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the crazy cat lady aisle - demotivational poster


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Reality Lord  #178725 Created August 19, 2015

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GaryO - August 20, 2015, 11:40 am
Oh yeah
concern3 - August 19, 2015, 1:36 pm
Great one a 5er
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I hope you read "The pen is in her mouth" you pervert


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concern3  #178719 Created August 19, 2015

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mizzdizz - August 19, 2015, 6:03 pm
Of COURSE that's not how I read it! Its ME! 5 L for bustin' me cold with that! 5 LOL lions!
GaryO - August 19, 2015, 10:51 am
O-h-h-h-h-h...5 Looks
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