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MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO - To our Guests with children: Please do not let your children lick the windows. We are trying to stop that habit in our Primates. demotivational poster


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demotivational poster MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO
fan4camping  #154582 Created May 22, 2012

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M0rd3kaI - May 24, 2012, 8:02 am
Yes, The title was spot on. The wording was also similar to the signs put up all around the zoo, you know how reverse psychology works with a bit of help from their local safety officer. And thanks, 'twas my job... I take pride in my job
fan4camping - May 23, 2012, 9:17 pm
So then the title was correct, just in reverse. It's always interesting to learn tid-bits like this, about people you chat with. You're so evil, yet hilarious.
M0rd3kaI - May 23, 2012, 9:11 pm
My job was to entice those little phuckers to lick it as well... if they die, the glass is scrapped, if they lived, it gets checked again
fan4camping - May 23, 2012, 8:07 pm
If that were the case, shouldn't you have been checking the other side of the gla*s?
M0rd3kaI - May 23, 2012, 8:03 pm
Hmmm... not bad... Never knew you guys would find that Ph**o of me... really forgot about my time of being a Safety officer at the local zoo testing to see if the glass won't poison the local wildlife (By that I mean the objects visible as reflections)
Rick69 - May 22, 2012, 6:54 pm
Perhaps a little late but I just noticed the reflection of 2 boys on the monkey's body... No bricks were defecated, by the way...
fan4camping - May 22, 2012, 5:43 pm
Oh Gosh! I didn't know this was him... was hoping it wasn't even anyone he knew.. Fine then, this just became a tribute poster?
Rick69 - May 22, 2012, 5:38 pm
He hee heee... I heard he's not bad at rope access either...
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BOND GIRLS - 50 years later still a lucky bastard demotivational poster


TAGS: bond james bond

demotivational poster BOND GIRLS
Airman  #154576 Created May 22, 2012

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Uzi - December 6, 2012, 9:25 pm
The names are similar, and there was a big deal made about a tr*** in the cast, but no one made it clear who at the time, that many could have made your mistake.
Uzi - December 6, 2012, 9:23 pm
You are VERY much mistaken! The woman you speak of is CAROLine Cossey aka Tula. She was one of the girls by the pool. Bond never slept with her in the movie. The mistake is understandable though. CAROLE Bouquet is the WOMAN in the middle picture.
Webspider - May 30, 2012, 7:14 pm
Lucky, Lucky bastard....
Airman - May 23, 2012, 6:35 pm
one shaken martini for you sir
Nissta - May 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
Yo Airman, It is the delectable Barbara Bach from The Spy Who Loved Me and it was Richard Keels "Jaws" first Bond flick
Airman - May 22, 2012, 6:38 pm
Jones Mr. Lord.. Grace Jones. Grace Slick was Jefferson Airplane. Just showed my age there.. amazed I remembered it. Can anyone find Ringo Starr's wife?.. she is up there
spacedog - May 22, 2012, 5:58 pm
Ha! Roger definitely pulled the short straw. The woman in the middle picture of For Your Eyes Only was born a man.
Reality Lord - May 22, 2012, 5:40 pm

grace slick...haha roger moore.
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MAGGIE 8/30/97-5/21/12 - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster MAGGIE  8/30/97-5/21/12
rgs858  #154568 Created May 22, 2012

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maoworks2 - May 23, 2012, 8:03 am
Great Stuff.
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 12:17 am
Arrogant people who think they're someone special should try bossing around someone else's dog and see what happens
Reality Lord - May 22, 2012, 5:43 pm

real nice. drop this over at digmydog.org as well. will be appreciated.
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PAST IS PAST - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster PAST IS PAST
dy2012  #154567 Created May 22, 2012

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dy2012 - May 23, 2012, 2:04 pm
thanks hammy
Hawamleh - May 23, 2012, 10:47 am
God d*** man that is a good poster ! 5 lions !
dy2012 - May 23, 2012, 10:28 am
thanks mao
maoworks2 - May 23, 2012, 7:58 am
Very Good.
dy2012 - May 23, 2012, 5:06 am
thanks RL
Reality Lord - May 22, 2012, 5:43 pm

stellar...again
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GET UP - When going through hell, I strongly suggest you keep going!!! demotivational poster


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Zetmonk  #154563 Created May 22, 2012

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Zetmonk - May 25, 2012, 4:52 am
Churchill heard it from my dad then.
TheGoat - May 24, 2012, 11:21 pm
Well the line's not original - Google the header and add Winston Churchill for the original quote
mariand - May 23, 2012, 7:51 am
good one...
Reality Lord - May 22, 2012, 5:46 pm

strong 5 from me. meh...i like the dark and creepy stuff. hiya zet :)
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