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MOOSE MILK - demotivational poster


TAGS: perfect for holidays highly potent panty melter use responsibly

demotivational poster MOOSE MILK
CANADA  #69660 Created September 3, 2009

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WTFO - September 15, 2009, 6:29 pm
Which makes my version a bit more dangerous since it can sneak up on ya quick. I haven't been able to try your recipe yet but I plan to.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 2:30 pm
hey WTFO, i made both to check, the one i make is a fair bit stronger. but the one with ice cream goes down way easier
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:37 am
hmmm, sounds like a plan for friday.and my fan says quit throwing f***ing beer caps at me lol
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:34 am
I will have to try your recipe as well. Maybe I should make a batch of each to compare (strictly for scientific reasons, of course). Mr. R, my ceiling fan only says "f*** central air" over and over again.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:18 am
i've had it with ice cream too, it makes it good aswell but you need maple syrup, Seagrams V O, and Captian Morgs spice. maybe because im a fan of canadian whiskey and maple syrup
MrRandom - September 9, 2009, 1:12 am
I hear they say very interesting things, but usually its jealous gossip about the toaster.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:09 am
Nope. The recipe I was given was 1 bottle Dark Rum, 1 bottle Light Rum, 1/2 bottle Spiced Rum, 1 bottle Kahula, 1 Gallon milk, and 1 Gallon Vanilla Ice Cream. Mix together until froth at top and enjoy until you're talking to the ceiling fan.
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 2:40 pm
hey WTFO, is this close to the recipe you use?
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LogicDude  #69635 Created September 3, 2009

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 3:32 am
Massachusetts, it's a hard place you be a cow. It is the only state to vote to keep b*********, that is FUBAR!
culos - April 12, 2011, 4:17 am
You shouldn't talk about your momma like that!
moezyjozy - April 11, 2011, 9:46 pm
Cows have 4 teats and one udder, dumb a**.
culos - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am
Aw chucks, do you feel left out? Why don't you bend over and watit....
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:54 am

eretwhatthef*** - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:47 am
culos, logicdude, have we to leave you alone? so you can stay alone givin' head each others?
culos - September 3, 2009, 9:47 am
Your best ever! I guess this comes from personal experience? Don't worry, you're not alone.... 5 golden cows from me!
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TERMINATOR BAMBI - His "mother" wasn't exatctly sh** by a hunter. now he's coming for your pansy a**. demotivational poster


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kay9kabang  #69628 Created September 3, 2009

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rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:53 am

a lot of medical technology is tested on animals prior to being approved for use in people
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:52 am
I really HOPE nobody spend MONEY to make a bionic eye to a ****ty animal. I REALLY HOPE. By the way, your caption is very good!
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Damien  #69606 Created September 3, 2009

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