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Mosquitos - demotivational poster

Why can't they suck fat instead of blood?


TAGS: mosquitos diet

demotivational poster Mosquitos
mizzdizz  #178740 Created August 20, 2015

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 8:56 pm
Unfortunately, yes. But the Peanut b***er was OK...
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 8:52 pm
You tried it? LOL!
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 8:50 pm
I urge you to visit those places I mentioned, especially KY, where they make that awful-tasting jelly...
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 8:20 pm
Different part of the country. I've only been to Tenn. for 8 wks (Memphis). That's it for that section.
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 8:12 pm
They are in NC, SC, KY, TN & GA (where my kinfolk live), respectfully...
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:56 pm
The tiny ones aren't skeeters
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:52 pm
This reminds me of the two kinds of "skeeters" in "Nawlins" LA. Those that are tiny enough to fly through the holes in a screen door, and those that are large enough to OPEN the screen door.
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:20 am
Thanks, guys!
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:19 am
LOL, JW! Now there's a scary thought! Can you imagine how loud that annoying buzz would be?
JesusWept - August 21, 2015, 2:28 pm
We would have mosquitos the size of whales XD L L L L L
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JOSH AND JARED - demotivational poster

And just like that, fame changes to infamy. Good job guys.


TAGS: strange bedfellows

demotivational poster JOSH AND JARED
lgvernon  #178734 Created August 19, 2015

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2015, 6:24 pm
Awe5ome! So true! Sad to hear about the name Josh, I liked that name. Although I'm a little prejudiced to the name Jared, on account of that being my d-bag brother's name, LOL!
JesusWept - August 20, 2015, 6:24 am
Ok, i give up. I don't get it!
GaryO - August 20, 2015, 4:47 am
s-o-o-o, I guess ‘every kiss begins with Jared’ would be out too...I s’pose... glad ta see you hobble back, ya ol’ bat
lgvernon - August 19, 2015, 10:30 pm

Taking the Subway came to mind as a title, but I couldn't think of anything to add that wouldn't have landed me on the dark side. Nice to be back.
Greeny - August 19, 2015, 9:51 pm
There's a bologna & mayo joke in there somewhere... nice seein'ya again LG
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the crazy cat lady aisle - demotivational poster


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Reality Lord  #178725 Created August 19, 2015

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GaryO - August 20, 2015, 11:40 am
Oh yeah
concern3 - August 19, 2015, 1:36 pm
Great one a 5er
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thep****inhermouth - demotivational poster

I hope you read "The pen is in her mouth" you pervert


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concern3  #178719 Created August 19, 2015

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mizzdizz - August 19, 2015, 6:03 pm
Of COURSE that's not how I read it! Its ME! 5 L for bustin' me cold with that! 5 LOL lions!
GaryO - August 19, 2015, 10:51 am
O-h-h-h-h-h...5 Looks
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In yo fayce - demotivational poster

See? You too can win! C’mon, join the evolution. Rule the forum Huge prizes like; Copious amounts of pride, arrogance, conceit, overconfidence, false humility...the list goes on


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GaryO  #178710 Created August 17, 2015

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