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motivation - demotivational poster

"I'm tired of hearing people who say they need motivation. What they need is to be beaten in the head thirty or forty times with a golf club. Now THERE is your motivation." -George Carlin


TAGS: george carlin can motivate anyone in a heartbeat

demotivational poster motivation
thecrotchetyoldcynic  #168002 Created August 19, 2013

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 20, 2013, 2:22 am
I've been told that before, lol. I think Carlin was going aiming for people who WANT don't feel motivated, but don't do anything to GET motivated; basically, they have to DO something too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 20, 2013, 2:19 am
Yes, this is true. But as long as it doesn't last for longer than an hour.
Iconoclast - August 19, 2013, 5:09 pm
My doctor says "Afternoon naps are a GOOD thing." So the MOTIVATION here is to do what the Doctor advises.
mariand - August 19, 2013, 2:59 pm
bwahahahaha... you could be called theRUDEoldcinic for this one ;)
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"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" - demotivational poster

A dangerous virus known as "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" or WORK is devastating millions... If you are affected by WORK you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" or BAR center to seek the Antidote "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" or WINE


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Ism  #167976 Created August 18, 2013

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 2:29 pm
What? Work? In thi5 world? Poppyc*ck! They've given us an incentive to work: MONEY!Just enough to eat and wipe our a$$.
Silverheart - August 18, 2013, 3:33 pm

I'm gonna need this on a tshirt... to wear every monday. 5(million)Lions on this one, Ism. Love your (semi)daily ISM News!
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Call Me Weird - demotivational poster


TAGS: nonconformism individual vs crowd

demotivational poster Call Me Weird
BobbEdwards  #167957 Created August 17, 2013

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jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:49 am
i am too :) lol
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Dog adoption - demotivational poster

In time, the question becomes obvious: Who rescued whom?


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chickenlittle  #167956 Created August 16, 2013

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chickenlittle - August 26, 2013, 1:26 am
Thanks monkeylove! You must be a dog lover too :)
5150monkeylove - August 22, 2013, 3:18 pm
awesome!
rerun - August 17, 2013, 9:10 am

Please post this to digmydog.
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Just one goal - demotivational poster

To become the person my dog thinks I am


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chickenlittle  #167921 Created August 15, 2013

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GaryO - August 15, 2013, 9:24 pm
Heck, yer the one makin’ good posters. I’m just voting. Thank YOU! (y’oughta seen my first posters….wait…don’t)
chickenlittle - August 15, 2013, 9:14 pm
Thanks for the encouragement GaryO :)
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:55 pm
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