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Ninja Blenders - demotivational poster

Just in case you want to make a milkshake at 2 in the morning, and you don't want to wake anyone up.


TAGS: kitchen appliances for ninjas shhhhh

demotivational poster Ninja Blenders
thecrotchetyoldcynic  #166798 Created June 23, 2013

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spacedog - June 24, 2013, 6:05 pm
*McClure
spacedog - June 24, 2013, 6:03 pm
In the voice of Troy McClue: (yells over screaming appliance) "Is it on?"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2013, 12:58 am
And that's why the Ninja blender was created; to really disprove the noise of the Calvary blender, that you don't need excessive noise to make a smoothie, lol.
CloudchaserS - June 24, 2013, 12:08 am
Blenders and a lot of other products are intentionally not made to be quiet because people tend to think that something noisy is more powerful.
lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 11:38 pm

That's what I meant, Mashi! Sounds like a jet!~
MashiMashi - June 23, 2013, 11:04 pm
BULL-CAP have you seen the info-mercials, the host has to SXREAM over the sounds of the whirring blades.
lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 10:28 pm

5L on two counts: The super-stealthy ninja reference and reality. Have you ever heard one of these things? Bwhahahaha!~
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DINOSAURS - demotivational poster

The truth about extinction humor.


TAGS: extinction hedgehogs humor

demotivational poster DINOSAURS
lgvernon  #166737 Created June 21, 2013

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MOO SHOE - demotivational poster

MOO SHOE pork. Pig wearing cow slippers.


TAGS: pig cow slippers humor

demotivational poster MOO SHOE
lgvernon  #166714 Created June 19, 2013

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lgvernon - June 20, 2013, 10:45 am

Well, I DID think of you while creating this one...Thank you!~
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 20, 2013, 7:57 am
Sacrilege! 5L
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Electric cars - demotivational poster

the truth


TAGS: electric

demotivational poster Electric cars
theoneyouwerewarnedabout  #166699 Created June 19, 2013

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freasy - June 25, 2015, 12:56 pm
Speaking of batteries, you can't even legally make them at production rate in US. The poisons in the manufacturing process are nasty.
birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 4:42 pm
your right
theoneyouwerewarnedabout - December 28, 2013, 4:40 pm
one exception doesn't make this poster incorrect.But then it's your opinion. Thanks for sharing.
birddseedd - December 1, 2013, 5:11 pm
Electric cars in michigan are charged by a nuke plant whos only waste is warm water and a product that is used to treat cancer. i call this poster incorrect
Brawler - July 13, 2013, 1:01 pm
Now now.. EVs does get better for every day that passes.. Now, how to make that energy used to recharge them CLEAN!!!
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 6:06 pm
EVs providing the Proles with the illusion of personal mobility.
CloudchaserS - June 22, 2013, 5:50 am
And then there's how long it take to charge a battery compared with filling a tank.
curlyrocks - June 21, 2013, 3:33 pm
Electric motors, stupid auto correct.
curlyrocks - June 21, 2013, 3:32 pm
Eccentric motors are super efficient, far more efficient than the ICM. Too bad batteries aren't advancing as fast as the rest of technology. their still large, heavy and can't hold nearly as much energy as a gas tank of similar size and weight.
CloudchaserS - June 21, 2013, 1:02 am
Because of that, EV's aren't as clean as most think they are, but the pollutants produced per mile is still far less than ICE's
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casts 600 spells per minute


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theoneyouwerewarnedabout  #166695 Created June 19, 2013

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Just whistle up an eagle to carry Frodo to the mountain. He's light.
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