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a non anti-smoking message - demotivational poster

Some say, "When I die, I die." Many a times, a person doesn't, and at that point living is more painful and worse than death unable to pull their own plug. If you don't believe it'll happen to you? Just visit a lung cancer ward, and start counting at how many are still considered alive.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic  #169758 Created November 7, 2013

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twhanna - November 14, 2013, 7:56 pm
I would agree as a Canadian that our free health care is sometimes abused. The morbidly Obese, IV drug users and unhealthy life styles. But there are those that need it and medical care should be a human right not an "If you can afford it".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2013, 9:18 pm
Well yeah, if you live in Canada. The perks to living in Canada are a hundred times better than - dare I say? The USA, especially California where my wife and I live. Wow, is every user/moderator on this site in Canada? I'm thinking this is a sign.
curlyrocks - November 8, 2013, 3:06 pm
Ha Canada rocks, I can drink smoke and ruin my body all I want and the government still has to keep me alive in a dank crummy nursing home.
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Young Love - demotivational poster

Susie Lee done fell in love, she planned to marry Joe. She was so happy 'bout it all, she told her pappy so. Pappy told her, "Susie gal yo'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know, but Joe is yo' half brother." So Susie put aside her Joe and planned to marry Will. But after telling pappy this, he said there's trouble still. "Yo' can't marry Will my gal and please don't tell yo' mother. But Will and Joe and several mo' I know is yo' half brother." But mama knew and said "my child just do what makes yo' happy. Marry Will or marry Joe Cuz yo' ain't no kin to pappy."


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demotivational poster Young Love
MissPriss  #169740 Created November 7, 2013

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:52 pm
Thanks Hinoron. Glad ya liked it!
Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:30 pm
This needs to be a youtube video! Some one get a guitar... I mean, banjo!
MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 7:11 pm
Thanks Bandit!
Bandit5906 - February 23, 2015, 11:41 pm
Bingo! 5L
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thomas the tank engine - demotivational poster

"You have caused confusion and delay!"


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demon001  #169696 Created November 4, 2013

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MPsniper - November 5, 2013, 8:05 pm
also known as the unaffordable care act
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Criminal Minds - demotivational poster

As a young child, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out the police call this Identity Theft.


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MissPriss  #169686 Created November 3, 2013

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:35 pm
Not too clever, she did get caught. If she...oh the poster! Thanks Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 9:24 am
Clever!
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:32 am
...was her name-o.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:58 pm
Bingo
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:37 pm
Glad it gave you a giggle.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:10 pm
Haha, very funny! :)
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deafening silence - demotivational poster


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ughomer  #169635 Created November 2, 2013

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:32 pm
...Someone somewhere has actually nailed that sign to a tree. That's a story in itself.
jonny5 - April 3, 2014, 11:39 am
When I told this joke to my wife and daughters the "Yes" rang out before I finished the sentence.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 7:24 pm
Men are rarely ever wrong in the end, and it's usually the whole family who pays for not listening to the man. Men's Liberation and Men's Rights my brothers, let the revolution begin!
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
Yes because men are always wrong.
GaryO - November 5, 2013, 8:28 am
A classic here, Uggy. 5 Lessons
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 10:34 am
The silence is broken by one word: yes ;)
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