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NOSY COPS - Tell him, "It's NONE of your Godd***ed business!" (Then BELCH, loudly.) demotivational poster

demotivational poster NOSY COPS
 #35058 Created December 11, 2008

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knowitall - July 20, 2009, 5:29 pm
the answer is alway zero, then if you pass the field sobriety test there is no evidence to charge you with dui and you can then drive off on your merry way. ALWAYS refuse breathalizer, you go to jail charged with DUI, then you get out of it in court
Jmac0585 - June 30, 2009, 9:50 am
Every cop I know has told me the standard answer is two beers. One beer is obviously too few to cause you be swerving all over the road, and three makes you sound too stupid to not drink too much before driving. So the answer is two or "a couple."
AcidicKarma - June 30, 2009, 8:40 am
And then go to jail, Brillant!!!
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Airman  #35028 Created December 11, 2008

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ZAKK WYLDE - The last (and ultimate) guitar hero! The motifaker's chapter! demotivational poster


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Luiz  #35006 Created December 11, 2008

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bubbalou - February 11, 2010, 12:49 pm
If Thor was a heavy metal guitar player, he'd look exactly like this.
Kevin - September 5, 2009, 5:36 pm
zakk wylde : he has a lot of guitars.
dee - August 9, 2009, 1:32 pm
zakk wylde: A.K.A worlds best strongman guitarist.
dweezle - February 23, 2009, 1:22 pm
AMEN!!!! Zakk is the man!!
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WOLVERINE - because even Chuck Norris needs a day off now and then demotivational poster


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matthew  #34996 Created December 11, 2008

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agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 7:28 pm
Spelling nazi moderator. Shhhhh... if you think zis moderator iz bad... you don't want to wake zat one. Ya?
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 7:22 pm
spelling nazi ......so funny
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 3:44 pm
Still the best X-men character though
Overlord Douchebag - November 21, 2009, 3:43 pm
Maybe learn how to spell Wolverine? I mean..Hell, the name's RIGHT there..And he's 'meh' at best.
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 2:46 pm
WOLVERIN IS THE BEST !
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