demotivational poster NOW TELL ME... If America sucks, we're stupid, and everyone hates us, how come everyone wants to come HERE?

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NOW TELL ME... - If America sucks, we're stupid, and everyone hates us, how come everyone wants to come HERE? demotivational poster

TAGS: america foreigners suck people stupid moron patriotic kill

(2.23/5) - 31 votes

??? - October 6, 2008, 5:02 pm, #26187

I think he did because imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. ;-)

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 2:58 pm, #25109

Why did yo use my name to say that? *puzzled*

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 12:08 pm, #25055

MWLF, you have my respect.

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 3:06 pm, #12532

-catch phrase( now mandatory in most states), "Eat flaming media death, you f***ing foreigners!" Then I went home and ate some radioactive genetically modified "beef".

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 3:04 pm, #12531

-couple of a**ault weapons, about two dozen knives, some throwing stars, a stick of dynamite, and a suitcase nuke on me at the time, so I got away unscathed. Plus, I posed in front of a wind-billowed flag with a big fat cigar in my mouth and uttered my c

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#12701 Created July 19, 2008
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NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water demotivational poster

TAGS: jesus ninjas naruto water funny blasphemy tony korley

(2.14/5) - 36 votes

Eugene - August 23, 2009, 8:59 am, #111005

Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through dirt

Woody - June 17, 2009, 5:51 pm, #87876

Fail, Believe it!!!

NINJAS AND JESUS - February 6, 2009, 10:42 am, #57347

Are given attributes they don't have

Mat-chan - December 22, 2008, 2:51 pm, #46117

That`s what you say ... and you`re wrong.

MeanGene - December 16, 2008, 7:42 am, #44736

Wag of the finger: No one who has lost their virginity finds anime pics with blatantly obvious captions funny.

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#12677 Created July 18, 2008
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Gamer's Keyboard - demotivational poster

TAGS: gamer keyboard wasd

(3.16/5) - 119 votes

camden - April 6, 2010, 9:34 am, #169967

me neither, if u ask me, vistas awsome.

GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 3:01 pm, #165207

Lol that's also how my old Sweex keyboard looks like. I also rubbed off the silver paint beneath space key.

CANADA - January 25, 2010, 1:24 pm, #154394

I've never had a problem with my vista

DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 1:23 pm, #154393

Ouch Produce

know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 1:20 pm, #154392

WASD on my laptop has been gone for years, same with E & C (crouch & jump), i played the **** out of Soldier of Fortune in college. the a key (strafe left) has no spring left & you can't tell if you hit it or not. i still pwn with it too

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#12674 Created July 18, 2008
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WHO'S AWESOME? - You're awesome!! demotivational poster

TAGS: awesome

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(3.52/5) - 71 votes

CANADA - January 27, 2010, 10:33 pm, #154896

thats a sweet poster

Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 27, 2010, 10:23 pm, #154895

Okay, this oldie but goodie needs votes by newbies. It's one of the best posters ever! just sayin'.

LogicDude - December 7, 2008, 11:08 am, #42585

Congratulations Elwood! You have just won the internetz.

Elwood - December 6, 2008, 9:21 am, #42385

I believe that the dog breed is a BEAGLE.

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 4, 2008, 11:54 pm, #25802

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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#12640 Created July 18, 2008
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PATRIOTISM - My country, right or wrong... blind patriotism gets you in trouble demotivational poster

TAGS: patriotism nazi goring america germany

(2.77/5) - 31 votes

Sean. - February 18, 2009, 1:27 pm, #60532

... or Thesis - Antithesis - Synthesis. That's dialectical materialism.

Fatty - February 18, 2009, 1:05 pm, #60524

Cause - Reaction - Solution. It's worked for thousands of years.

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 6:02 pm, #10174

True. I just got chills reading the quote and remembered the Owen poem. I'm a patriot myself, but I define my patriotism with elements of reason and pacifism. as the saying goes, your mileage may vary. Everyone will define it their own way, I suppose.

Dude - July 18, 2008, 5:45 pm, #10169

Don't forget reductio ad absurdum. Just because some patriots are fascists doesn't mean they all are. Remember that there are worse things than death.

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 10:54 am, #10113

--ch high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori."

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#12638 Created July 18, 2008
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