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Office Hints - demotivational poster

For the modern woman.


TAGS: hide the food

demotivational poster Office Hints
PapaFox  #165081 Created April 17, 2013

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PapaFox - April 23, 2013, 1:08 pm
Good one zoomer! :-D
zoomer296 - April 23, 2013, 8:09 am
Or you could do this: http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ucc3YgdjUvA/TT7UVocknLI/AAAAAAAABFU/WuGWHNwvOR0/smart-ziplock-sandwich-bag-epic-win_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800
crankyhead - April 19, 2013, 9:35 pm
But then they'd have to report that they are stealing at work. =)
PapaFox - April 19, 2013, 10:56 am
Or as a teacher I once knew, put your apple/orange/banana/whatever in the fridge with a label "Mold Experiment #72."
GaryO - April 19, 2013, 8:36 am
Well, you could put someone else’s name on it…. someone maybe not on your nice list. Now, where is this marvelous sandwich with the acid garnish?
falloutghoul - April 18, 2013, 6:20 pm
But then again, they can also report you if you're dumb enough to put your name on the container. ;-)
crankyhead - April 18, 2013, 5:15 pm
...simply put it in the fridge and go out for lunch that day, or eat the other lunch you brought to work. By 3 pm, you'll know who's been messing with your food, and they'll also never do it again.
crankyhead - April 18, 2013, 5:14 pm
Your office has a fridge thief? Here's what you do: Make a lunch you're not planning to eat. Like, I dunno, pastrami on rye with pickles, mustard and a dozen ground up ex-lax. Or, Bacon lettuce, tomato and LSD on white, with extra mayo. Then...
SLOHAND62 - April 17, 2013, 9:39 pm
LOL 5strings I was starting to like the day old bre*** milk too lol
Krickit - April 17, 2013, 8:31 pm
5L I don't know what I liked more the poster or this comment
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Spider can, Spider can, Does whatever a spider can can


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Krickit  #165071 Created April 17, 2013

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Oldsod - November 10, 2013, 3:47 pm
Umm...with an end line like "Spider Can can," shouldn't there be frilly undies and high kicks?
EdisonoftheFuture - May 23, 2013, 3:38 pm
Spider-Can, Spider-Can, Glued to the ceiling by his retarded owners.
zoomer296 - April 22, 2013, 7:24 pm
Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, cuz' he's a can.
Krickit - April 17, 2013, 4:41 pm
Now that you said something his voice is all I can hear
Reality Lord - April 17, 2013, 4:29 pm

lol...just me or did anyone else "hear" the homer simpson voice reading that?
Silverheart - April 17, 2013, 1:47 pm

Look ooouut, here comes the Spider-Can. Brilliant!
ughomer - April 17, 2013, 1:22 pm
Priceless, Krik.
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Love, Dishes - demotivational poster

Love Dishes feeling Dirty Miss Priss & GaryO


TAGS: love dishes roommates feeling dirty

demotivational poster Love, Dishes
Ism  #165049 Created April 17, 2013

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MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 1:33 pm
Okay, just saw this. Do I bite? Only if provoked, feeling threatened, backed into a corner or feeling frisky. Oh sorry, the first 3 are what make me feel frisky. 5L for the giggle Ism.
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:02 am
Ism, I’ll have you know ever since she moved in, I’ve been eating over the sink. BUT! If you hold her down on the kitchen table, I’ll ‘do her dishes’. Do monkeys bite?….I sure hope so.
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She met Him on the Internet he said he lived in a Gated Community


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demotivational poster Gated Community
Ism  #165045 Created April 17, 2013

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rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:55 pm

sweet.
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