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old wh*** please - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster old wh*** please
GaryO  #167734 Created August 8, 2013

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lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 4:02 pm

Moooooooo!~~Ugly olives need to have their oil pressed, too, ya know...
freasy - August 9, 2013, 12:38 pm
ITS ABOUT POPEYE YOU YOUNGSTERS, Popeye, Olive Oil, Brutus or Bluto, Wimpey
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2013, 8:05 am
I always a**umed it came from really ugly olives.
rerun - August 9, 2013, 7:10 am

I thought "Extra Virgin" meant the oil had never even seen a jar
lgvernon - August 8, 2013, 10:50 pm

Extra-virgin olive oil Comes from virgin oil production only, contains no more than 0.8% acidity, and is judged to have a superior taste.
GaryO - August 8, 2013, 10:16 pm
Cynic should chime in on this. I bet he knows an extra virgin when he tastes one
steve1961 - August 8, 2013, 10:12 pm
Virgin or extra virgin has to do with acidity and other factors.
lgvernon - August 8, 2013, 10:08 pm

Then I suppose 'extra' means they're pressed even less??? (BG)
Reality Lord - August 8, 2013, 10:00 pm

virgin means that the olives are not pressed.
lgvernon - August 8, 2013, 9:38 pm

I've never been able to figure out that whole 'extra' thing. Seems to me, it's a pretty straightforward, 'either/or' kind of thing.
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SHARK WEEK - demotivational poster

SHARK WEEK BITES! At this point, I'd watch Groundhog Week.


TAGS: shark week boredom humor hedgehog

demotivational poster SHARK WEEK
lgvernon  #167723 Created August 8, 2013

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YOUR CAT - demotivational poster

Ethereal cat vs ugly, hateful-looking cat. Beelzebub sent him. Humor about cats.


TAGS: contradiction humor

demotivational poster YOUR CAT
lgvernon  #167720 Created August 8, 2013

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lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 3:58 pm

Thank you, Mr. Cynic!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:28 am
Nice poster, Ig. You got the cats pegged good.
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:09 am
Your cat...****s in my flower beds...come and clean it up!
lgvernon - August 8, 2013, 10:07 pm

I was a deputy coroner in my checkered past...
MrStupidGir - August 8, 2013, 10:04 pm
and it will very much likely eat your remains when your not able to fill it's bowl anymore
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Tuco - The Original Gangsta - demotivational poster

Eli Wallach as Tuco in "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" (1966). This scene shows the first legit use of the side grip in popular culture. Some claim Marlon Brando did it first in "One-Eyed Jacks" (1961), but he was shooting wild in a running gun battle. Wallach/Tuco took the side grip aim deliberately, and with a casualness that goes beyond gangsta to the epic.


TAGS: good bad ugly tuco sidegrip

demotivational poster Tuco - The Original Gangsta
BobbEdwards  #167717 Created August 8, 2013

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BobbEdwards - September 21, 2013, 11:07 pm
Eli Wallach is still alive, too. He'll be 98 in December!
GaryO - August 8, 2013, 5:46 pm
Bingo!
curlyrocks - August 8, 2013, 2:56 pm
Awesome BE, simply awesome.
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Elisha and the Two Bears - demotivational poster

Sorry kids, "Goldilocks" this isn't...


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demotivational poster Elisha and the Two Bears
BobbEdwards  #167679 Created August 7, 2013

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God approves of witchcraft? Boy, is Salem's face red!
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