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OOOOK-LAHOMA - demotivational poster

OOOO-KLAHOMA where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain. And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet when the wind comes right behind the rain.


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demotivational poster OOOOK-LAHOMA
thecrotchetyoldcynic  #167254 Created July 13, 2013

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 1, 2013, 8:18 pm
Exactly.
tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 7:30 pm
Yeah, they're making the bank because their house is being rebuilt on uncle sam's dime, not like they'll bestir themselves and waddle to higher ground on their own volition either.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 1, 2013, 12:03 pm
Someone who is making a lot of bank on them; all I know it isn't us. >:/
tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 1:06 am
Or "And this is tha fifth time tha flood done knocked mah house down, I'm just glad the insurance will pay to rebuild." Who is insuring that kinda idiot anyway?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 11:59 am
Personally, I feel if the big one happens - hey, I got three words for my friends: beach front property. All the upkeep I do for my landlord will have paid off. They'll ask me, "Tony, how did you get this beautiful view for only $900 a month?" X-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 11:54 am
Hahaha! I know, right? Robin Williams once said that if you plan to live in a tornado prone area, buy styrofoam furniture. Then he referred to California as "God's Etch-a-Sketch."
CloudchaserS - July 14, 2013, 1:02 am
"I can't believe my house got blown away by a tornado again!" is something you'll never hear me say because I have the sense to not insist on living in a tornado prone area
lgvernon - July 13, 2013, 3:49 pm

5 big, windy 5ions!~
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The Eh Team - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster The Eh Team
jdog97  #167233 Created July 12, 2013

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ughomer - July 12, 2013, 11:49 pm
Hah!
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 4:23 pm
That's pretty funny eh? Hoser! Thanks for the 5L chuckle.
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HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE? - demotivational poster

HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE? Seriously. Very seriously


TAGS: coffee drinker humor

demotivational poster HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE?
lgvernon  #167198 Created July 11, 2013

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lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 7:53 pm

Thank you, oh mighty mod of the grey persuasion.
rerun - July 11, 2013, 7:27 pm

Great poster.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 2:36 pm

I'm like a rudderless tanker in deep swell until I get at least a whiff of the stuff.
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:06 pm
**wakes ME up**…I seem to need some now
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:05 pm
I take mine serious too, but don’t care the color, or richness. I've found that if it’s h**, it pretty much wakes up right away……when thrown in my face.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:53 pm

I'm partial to light roast coffees. Ethiopian Yergicheffe is my favorite~~and I take it very, very seriously. (BG) People think the darker a coffee is roasted, the more caffeine it contains. The exact opposite is true. Black and bitter doesn't equal good!
falloutghoul - July 11, 2013, 12:30 pm
If you say a "rich, dark roast," you're most likely lying.
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Retirement - demotivational poster

At some point, even a bloated windbag full of hot air eventually loses steam.


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Cannabal  #167180 Created July 10, 2013

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MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:46 am
What doese everyone want but nobody likes, getting exactly what you want, they wanted more conservative voices on the radio, now Rush and the crew have more competitors than listeners.
MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:44 am
It's the PODCASTS every other Conservative I know has one. I'm from Milwaukee we had Mark Belling as the voice of consrvatism now he's in a fight for his life
CloudchaserS - July 10, 2013, 11:15 am
"So your blood pressure is going to suffer if you keep watching these people. They’re designed to get you ticked off. They’re designed to make you question your sanity." Mr. Limbaugh to a caller on watching Fox News
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Is when she has your murder and her defence all planned out. You both know she could pull it off. And get away with it. But you can still make her angry and go to bed together knowing you will wake up in the morning.


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