AN OPPORTUNITY - For his wife to say "that's it"? and then find something else for him to do. demotivational poster

TAGS: best man wife ego opportunity

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SteveFurlong - May 12, 2012, 7:27 pm, #234558

5L for truth, Miss Priss. One Friday I won a large contract, Saturday I fixed my wife's car, Saturday night I terrorized the ex-boyfriend of one of my wife's friends, and Sunday my wife nagged me about why hadn't I thrown away that old chair yet.

SteveFurlong - May 12, 2012, 7:21 pm, #234557

He feels manly for carrying that SOB through eight miles of woods back to his truck. (It's a joke. Even gutted, that sucker will weigh 600 pounds.)

DonQ - May 12, 2012, 7:16 pm, #234554

WOW I`m pretty sure he feels sooo manly, shooting a defenseless animal with a high power gun from a long distance.

fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 4:07 pm, #234545

5L for reinforcing my lack of haste to get married

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#154079 Created May 12, 2012
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SLEEP TIGHT - demotivational poster

TAGS: sleep stare insomnia

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(4.79/5) - 39 votes

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DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 6:34 pm, #241116

Is that Chris Crocker?? Ha ha...

Sho - May 28, 2012, 2:42 pm, #235331

You're welcome >:)

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2012, 11:51 am, #235304

This clearly explains the freakin' front door slamming after I got up around this time for no reason. Thanks for bringing back my insomnia. 5 lions!

jedimonk - May 14, 2012, 5:47 am, #234611

I agree to this. Usually an animal, either cat or dog, that wants food. Creepy thought.

OTC - May 13, 2012, 9:06 am, #234588

MissPriss, if they're not satisfied, its their fault for quitting too soon;-)

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#154075 Created May 12, 2012
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- demotivational poster

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(4.71/5) - 14 votes

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epic33 - May 14, 2012, 6:40 pm, #234628

Yes, it is a g** pride float. How did you know? LOL

MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 12:57 pm, #234535

Or could it be some g** pride float?

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#154072 Created May 12, 2012
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UMM, BETTER CALL THE EMT'S & A PLUMBER! - The cat mysteriously got himself stuck. I tried using the plunger but that made things worse. demotivational poster

TAGS: pet pranks gone wrong

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(4.64/5) - 44 votes

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fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 3:50 pm, #234542

LOL wish I could be the proverbial "fly on the wall" when they see it

Iconoclast - May 12, 2012, 3:10 pm, #234541

5 screaming meows. I think that I will print it and leave it on the desks of a couple of cat owners in the office.

fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 2:58 pm, #234539

Thanks :) Glad I could provide you with a chuckle.

MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 1:00 pm, #234536

Love the poster and ha ha the 1L bomber doesn't have parents but rather hatched by some very lonely person. Failed.

fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 8:02 am, #234522

This dog can actually walk upright, as opposed to our mysterious 1L bomber. Log off Timmy, mommy will wake up soon.

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#154058 Created May 12, 2012
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I WONT DIE - from lack of shooting back demotivational poster

TAGS: 9mm belgin 18sh**

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(4.39/5) - 23 votes

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Swampfox - May 27, 2012, 2:58 pm, #235268

9mm Belgium 18 sh** Double barrel.

EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2012, 12:12 pm, #235258

An 18 shooter??

maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 5:14 am, #234574

I Second That.

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#154040 Created May 11, 2012
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