demotivational poster OPPORTUNITY Its knocking but it ain't for you

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OPPORTUNITY - Its knocking but it ain't for you demotivational poster

TAGS: door

(1.69/5) - 16 votes

Zook - November 22, 2010, 5:04 pm, #203651

you have 3 lines, use them. commas too

Faceplant31 - November 22, 2010, 4:27 pm, #203646

OMG So original! 1L, i mean really, could this have been a more lame submission on a poster that has been more over done than p*** bear? Lets not forget to use the search function when making and submitting fakes.

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#122013 Created November 22, 2010
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COWARDICE - demotivational poster

TAGS: fox foe treed

(4.92/5) - 26 votes

Sean - October 12, 2011, 4:08 pm, #225010

Yes, I have disgraced us all -- and not on purpose, this time.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2011, 4:07 pm, #225009

The fact that you had to Google a classic Monty Python line makes me sad.

Sean - October 12, 2011, 3:48 pm, #225006

comfy chair!

Sean - October 12, 2011, 3:48 pm, #225005

Thanks Moooooooooooooooooooo, for making me have to google in a foreign language. Did you know that la vache is a cave in Trinidad, as as such it is home to the only known nocturnal fruitivorous bird: the oilbird. Didn't expect that! Did you, in your

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2011, 2:59 pm, #225000

fetchez la vache

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#122012 Created November 22, 2010
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demotivational poster SPIRITUAL STRENGTH

SPIRITUAL STRENGTH - demotivational poster

TAGS: civil rights uncivil whites religion

(4.22/5) - 23 votes

Sean - November 23, 2010, 9:53 am, #203713

Hey Grey ... that's four weapons. *snickers* Spam!

Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2010, 5:36 am, #203704

I's sorry. It would be more appropriate to say that it showed the power of peaceful disobediance against authoritarian tyranny. Also used successfully by Gandhi against the British. Christ had nothing to do with the civil rights abuses.

GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 7:54 pm, #203668

p.s. 5L..."Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear.. Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 7:49 pm, #203667

spoke to him how? he picked up a brick and hurled it at you?

MrSignificant - November 22, 2010, 7:29 pm, #203664

Oh wow dude thats very well put my friend says it kinda spoke to him

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#122010 Created November 22, 2010
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