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paranoia - demotivational poster

demotivational poster paranoia
 #847 Created January 10, 2008



LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 10:00 pm
How can you even confuse this with a bomb?
GoForthAndDie - November 16, 2008, 5:29 pm
Yoda - November 16, 2008, 3:45 pm
Picture be related?
Yoda - November 16, 2008, 3:44 pm
Why not make bomb from flag?
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demotivational poster halt
 #828 Created January 8, 2008



forseti - July 5, 2011, 7:57 am
Still my favorite! And YES, I voted another time!!! :P
forseti - April 5, 2010, 12:15 am
rerun - October 5, 2009, 5:54 pm

J=Hell, I am Jewish and I find this one funny as well. Danny Terrio better watch out.
Derek - October 5, 2009, 5:40 pm
Part of my collection too :})
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 12:12 pm
this one is epic!! who ever mad it f***ed by not putting their name
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 7:51 pm
This is still one of my all-time favorites.
Mark - March 5, 2009, 11:40 am
Great! Can we have a party now? Who's buying?
Airman - March 5, 2009, 11:27 am
It made it! Good
Mark - February 10, 2009, 11:50 am
OK...I've done my part.
LogicDude - February 10, 2009, 10:51 am
If my memory serves me correctly - this needs to stay above a 3.0 rating with 200 votes and it goes into the Motifake Hall of Fame! Current stats at my time of posting is a 3.1 rating with 185 votes, so just a few more...
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blackwater - demotivational poster

demotivational poster blackwater
 #785 Created January 6, 2008



LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Reading a good book on the history of Mercs by Tony Geraghty...d*** good insight into the past 40 or so years of this profession.
Doc Drake - June 6, 2009, 8:08 am
Lets all face it, Blackwater and all their counterparts get to do the job the rest of us would LOVE to do but aren't allowed to....
MO - May 15, 2009, 11:59 pm
Sweet taste in sunglasses. Oakley juliets!! What what!! d*** near bullet proof.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 6:59 pm
-- military as a career were pretty balanced people who wanted to serve their country. It's Johnny Toughguys who give the rest of us the heeebie jeebies.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 6:57 pm
If he'd f*** us all up in the blink of an eye, then he's been in the army for too long, and needs to work on his blinding rage, maybe take up gardening or needlepoint. Insane killers don't make good soldiers. Every person I've known who's chosen the --
fukuall - January 13, 2009, 5:15 pm
MY mates in Blackwater, and he would f*** you all up in the blink of an eye, hes been in the army long time
Hatsumi - July 27, 2008, 6:42 pm
Blackwater sucks, they need steriods in order to bulk up. Ninjas don't need such things!!!
Captain Jack - May 8, 2008, 12:25 pm
If he doesn't speak english he's the enemy ?. Jeeeezus, half the people in america cant speak english and the other half couldn't hit the post with a nuclear weapon...
greGer - May 8, 2008, 12:00 pm
ofc you need massive amounts of years in the military Hatemachine. All you need to know is; does he speak english? if he doesn't, he is the enemy! and you also need to be able to hit a post with an m16 from 15 ft. that hard is it
Hatemachine - April 7, 2008, 4:07 pm
Real Soldiers? You need a minimum 8 years in the military with most of it spent in special operations(ie. SEALs, Rangers, Special Forces, Marine Force Recon) before they will even consider giving you a job.
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demotivational poster aircraft maintenance
 #783 Created January 6, 2008



barockeva - February 18, 2009, 4:19 pm
Fixing it is still a ton easier then engineering it.
engineer - January 11, 2009, 8:51 am
propper maintenance is part of the desing are grease monkeys.
Mt Yermom - October 22, 2008, 10:43 pm
F__kin Fairchild...Biggest pieces of crap in the fleet.
Pitch - August 19, 2008, 1:40 am
Thats a Fairchild jet too so you know it needs fixin.
Chris Hanson - January 15, 2008, 2:33 am
WOOHOO!!! someone gets it now!
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abstinence - demotivational poster

demotivational poster abstinence
 #780 Created January 6, 2008



Hector - March 13, 2009, 7:56 am
Jesus sends a fathers day card to Joseph, "Mom says that you're my father, and that's good enough for me."
Seb - December 27, 2008, 4:18 pm
I'm a idiot, took me a minute to get that, then i lol'd long and hard. Amazing.
Sean - September 3, 2008, 12:10 am
"f*** off dillweed" -- St. Peter: Third letter to the Ephesians (who were such douche-wads, I mean GAWD!).
... - July 12, 2008, 2:38 am
Emaculate: Old world for "I don't REMEMBER having ***..."
Agamemnon - June 27, 2008, 11:40 pm
Religion aside, excellent clever caption!
fuck off dillweed - June 27, 2008, 3:18 am
it f***ing happened. grow some balls, take responsibility for your actions, and accept it. douche tard
Max - June 14, 2008, 3:47 am
No, it's 100% effective. Since that never happened, and all.
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