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Peace - demotivational poster

The man who constantly runs his mouth has probably never been punched in the nose Conversely, the man who’s learned to be restrained is most likely married


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demotivational poster Peace
Greeny  #170862 Created January 19, 2014

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lgvernon - January 20, 2014, 11:21 am

That goes without saying. 'Matrimonial Cochlear Atrophy' occurs instantaneously with, "I do."
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 10:11 pm
No, gone deaf
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:18 pm

Uhhhh...a slow learner?
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:15 pm

I was bruised from my left ear to a couple inches below my collarbone. I married him anyway. To this day, no one can walk up on him without getting a pretty violent reaction. Thankfully, I'm the only one he's ever grabbed.
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:13 pm

Moooo, I walked up behind my then boyfriend, who was standing on a moutain overlook, staring out at the trees, two-weeks after he got home. Startled him and he tried to kill me. He realized who I was just before he would have broken my neck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:43 pm
..throat and punching her in the face while asleep. His father in law didn't take it too well either. I'd doubt that story from some men, not this one. He's as gentle as they come.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:41 pm
One of my staff (also a good friend) was in the military for 20 years, before PTSD was understood many men dealt with it and suffered from it on their own. He suffered from terrible nightmares.....One of which led to him grabbing his wife by the ...
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 12:37 pm

My husbing broke my nose when we'd been married 2-weeks. Yes, purely accidental~~rolling around on our bed and he cracked me with his forearm. My size-20-shirt-wearin daddy was unamused at my 2 black eyes. Un-ameuuuuuuused.
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 11:57 am
I live in that little round thing up there. The Concertina wire helps.
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 11:57 am
Makes you a newlywed. The pugilism will abate some once you enhance yer vocabulary with words like ‘by golly, yer right’ and ‘whatever was I thinking’, but I’ve learned ‘………’ works best.
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Insomnia - demotivational poster

Is the brain's way of keeping you from recharging


TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep

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Silverheart  #170831 Created January 17, 2014

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lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm

Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...
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I'm so old - demotivational poster

I can remember back when Prince was the weird one And Michael Jackson was normal.


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demotivational poster I'm so old
TheSanityInspector  #170826 Created January 16, 2014

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GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:24 pm
Man, good poster here, Inspector. Unfortunately, I remember when Liberace was normal…then weird. Crap, I’m an ancient phukk.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:42 pm
Well done inspector. Sad but true. Sad, but f**king true.
TheSanityInspector - January 17, 2014, 2:26 pm
...???...
EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2014, 2:04 pm
So...Prince is Martin Luther King's son, right?
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for want of a pen - demotivational poster

For want of a pen the homework wasn't done. For want of homework the grade was "F". For want of a grade the student was failed. For want of a diploma the job was lost. For want of a job the home was lost. For want of a home the life was lost. And all for the want of a pen.


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demon001  #170792 Created January 14, 2014

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