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People of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: - demotivational poster

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people. 2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Casinos or the Liquor Store.


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demotivational poster People of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:
dporter8462  #178769 Created August 23, 2015

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 4:32 pm
@ nobodyofdistinction - Atheists claim that truth is that god does not exist. Agnostics say they do not know the truth about God. Whatever your faith believe strongly and live accordingly God the Creator like the passionately wrong more than meh.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:08 pm
MissPriss no you idiot atheists are the only ones NOT claiming to know THE truth. All the faiths claim to be the custodians of the truth and an atheist is someone who says bullcrap you know nothing.
Zeul - August 24, 2015, 9:52 pm
In a word ... Nice!!!
Oldsod - August 24, 2015, 6:33 pm
As a lapsed Baptist, I approve this message...
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:14 pm
And atheists take it a 5L step further claiming to know THE truth...teehee.
JesusWept - August 24, 2015, 12:02 pm
Real nice. L L L L L
GaryO - August 24, 2015, 11:11 am
I've always liked this joke. Made a poster on it too, a few yrs back. 5L
concern3 - August 24, 2015, 6:28 am
excellent work a 5er
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KARMA - demotivational poster

Thank you New York Post


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demotivational poster KARMA
concern3  #178761 Created August 22, 2015

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:02 pm
Funny how the feminazis are curiously quiet about how inappropriate ra** jokes are without exception, when it's about a man being ra**d.
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:30 am
I've got Psycharm All Python tools in one place---if you've got a dirty mind--ahem--Prissy--- That's HILARIOUS!!!!!
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:22 pm
Don't know if everyone else is seeing the ad below but mine is showing "5(L) Foods to Never Eat" and it's a pic of zucchini...you say zucchini, I say cucumber...he says foot long...whatever rocks your world...teehee.
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 8:08 am
OH FUUUUUUUH!!!!! THAT is SOOOooooo WRONG! ROTFL!! Okay, I'll say it, would that be a $5 foot long? TNX, Cern!!! You have no idea how bad I needed a good laugh! 5 ROTFL lions!
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Back in the day - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster Back in the day
GaryO  #178759 Created August 21, 2015

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GaryO - September 7, 2015, 9:40 pm
Good guess. Hell, most of us did get sumpm back in the '60s.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:50 pm
He got venereal diseases as a kid? What the hell was he doing as a kid, going to a catholic church?
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:25 pm
5Loved it...the poster!
maoworks2 - August 23, 2015, 11:30 am
Good One GaryO .
GaryO - August 22, 2015, 4:24 pm
Thnx guys
GaryO - August 22, 2015, 4:24 pm
...said the 'kid'
Silverheart - August 22, 2015, 11:49 am

Kids these days don't even have CDs or DVDs, it's all mp3 and streaming. 5Ls anyways
JesusWept - August 22, 2015, 10:08 am
Outstanding! L L L L L
concern3 - August 22, 2015, 8:21 am
Very Funny a 5er
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I'D APPRECIATE IT - demotivational poster

IF YOU WOULD START TREATING ME AS A SEX OBJECT


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demotivational poster I'D APPRECIATE IT
concern3  #178746 Created August 21, 2015

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:00 pm
I gave 2 girls in high school a lot of frustration since I actually DIDN'T respond to their advances (I'm a***ual). Women definitely DO want to be objectified, not to be treated like one of the bros. Though I kind of regret it now. Should'a played along.
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:32 am
LOL! This chick DOES have that mixed signals vibe thing goin' on, don't she! LOL! 5 L!
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JOSH AND JARED - demotivational poster

And just like that, fame changes to infamy. Good job guys.


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demotivational poster JOSH AND JARED
lgvernon  #178734 Created August 19, 2015

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2015, 6:24 pm
Awe5ome! So true! Sad to hear about the name Josh, I liked that name. Although I'm a little prejudiced to the name Jared, on account of that being my d-bag brother's name, LOL!
JesusWept - August 20, 2015, 6:24 am
Ok, i give up. I don't get it!
GaryO - August 20, 2015, 4:47 am
s-o-o-o, I guess ‘every kiss begins with Jared’ would be out too...I s’pose... glad ta see you hobble back, ya ol’ bat
lgvernon - August 19, 2015, 10:30 pm

Taking the Subway came to mind as a title, but I couldn't think of anything to add that wouldn't have landed me on the dark side. Nice to be back.
Greeny - August 19, 2015, 9:51 pm
There's a bologna & mayo joke in there somewhere... nice seein'ya again LG
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