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piggy banker role reversal - demotivational poster

When he came here from the bank he did look so dignified and distinguished in his expensive suit and shoes. He even had a fancy watch on and a silk tie and a briefcase. Of course he had NO idea what I had planned for him. When I told him I was going to operate on him, he just laughed. Until I took out the anaesthetic mask. It does seem a shame. But he's SO much more useful now. And of course there is the revenge factor after so many years. He's still angry. But at least he finally stopped talking. And you son will have his former Porsche. I'm keeping his former watch and he doesn't like that at all. His name used to be Richard Charles Wellington. But I just call him Babe.


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demotivational poster piggy banker role reversal
trbecome  #171767 Created March 3, 2014

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impuissance - demotivational poster


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Sho  #171752 Created March 2, 2014

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steve1961 - March 8, 2014, 5:21 am
That's okay, Space...I was part of the conversation and even I didn't know what I was talking about...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2014, 3:13 am
Yet, once again. I 5ay to myself, "Self, read just one more before you go to bed." Thank you Sho. Thank you, oh so very much for the sweet dreams... Thank you. (Good job)
spacedog - March 4, 2014, 9:19 pm
I couldn't figure out what the hell you guys were talking about. On the plus side of this site d*** isn't censored.
TerrorAustralis - March 4, 2014, 1:51 pm
yeah but when people see d***, "d a m n" isnt the first thing they think of. and "dam" isnt filtered, so its basically just punishing people for having good spelling.
steve1961 - March 4, 2014, 1:46 pm
Because it's a swear word...
TerrorAustralis - March 3, 2014, 6:59 pm
why is d a m n getting picked up by the swear filter?
TerrorAustralis - March 3, 2014, 6:58 pm
d***... thats good.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 10:22 am

whooooooooooooooooooa. thnx sho....paranoia level way way up now.
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continuous - demotivational poster


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Sho  #171608 Created February 22, 2014

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Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:24 pm
Wow, Sho. Deep ... now cut that out!
Sho - February 23, 2014, 12:33 pm
That's the spirit :D
EmilioDumphque - February 23, 2014, 9:41 am
That'll learn 'em! And if they keep it up, I'll do it again! Oh, wait...
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 1:30 am
Pain...defined by which side of the suicide you are on.
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Fearlessness - demotivational poster

Goat jumping a gap.


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Ashson  #171447 Created February 17, 2014

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