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Planning - demotivational poster

A soldier, who was habitually drunk, publicly announced to all the men in his company and surrounding companies that he was swearing off drinking and that all the other soldiers should give up this foul habit also. The other soldiers would tease him to fall off the wagon by giving him whiskey and get him drunk. Every morning he would be back preaching about the sins of alcohol. One day his tent mate said he ought to give up preaching about the evils of the jug as he always ends up drunk. With a twinkle in his eyes he said " what, and give up all that free whiskey?"


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demotivational poster Planning
empire44  #177421 Created March 30, 2015

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mizzdizz - March 31, 2015, 2:36 am
LOL! Nice twist at the end!! 4 laughing lions!!!
Oldsod - March 30, 2015, 10:41 pm
...wish I'd thought of that...
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COOKOUTS IN AUSTRALIA - demotivational poster

Yeah, looks like the shrimp's on the Barbie for sure.


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demotivational poster COOKOUTS IN AUSTRALIA
lgvernon  #177290 Created March 20, 2015

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MissPriss - March 23, 2015, 12:54 pm
This dear lg is going out to my friends! 5 still laughing L's.
TheSanityInspector - March 20, 2015, 11:00 pm
Ha!
Silverheart - March 20, 2015, 10:35 pm

Let's put another...
lgvernon - March 20, 2015, 9:27 pm

Thankee!
Oldsod - March 20, 2015, 9:22 pm
Absolutely friggin' brilliant!
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20 Something - demotivational poster

The thing about being 20 something is that 30% of your wealth is tied up in Gift Cards...


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Ism  #177219 Created March 13, 2015

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1st Contact - demotivational poster

Indian: "If I did not know about God and Sin... would I still go to Hell..? Missionary: "No, not If you did not know." Indian: " Then why did you tell me..?"


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demotivational poster 1st Contact
Ism  #177202 Created March 12, 2015

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 18, 2015, 10:00 pm
So you wouldn't be cutting off your children's heads in order to apease the good of corn.
boston - April 6, 2015, 3:52 pm
d*** good question
concern3 - March 13, 2015, 6:02 am
Excellent 5er
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JesusWept  #177155 Created March 7, 2015

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JesusWept - March 9, 2015, 7:29 pm
Thanks, people :)
maoworks2 - March 9, 2015, 2:48 pm
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