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Please define "active"... - demotivational poster

Genuine sign posted at our condo pool..


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chickenlittle  #167873 Created August 13, 2013

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chickenlittle - August 25, 2013, 10:36 am
Thanks for the 5L's crotchety. Sadly this is what the world is coming to, we seriously need a sign to tell us this?? Since I don't know what exactly prompted the need for 3 of these signs at one pool, not sure I ever want to dive in again either! :l
chickenlittle - August 22, 2013, 8:15 pm
oh that would be too funny! :)
5150monkeylove - August 22, 2013, 3:17 pm
pour a gallon of veggie soup near the edge and into the water overnight and enjoy the panic the next day
ughomer - August 15, 2013, 11:19 am
Superb!
chickenlittle - August 15, 2013, 1:49 am
This is our community pool where we live in California which is fast becoming the "you can't...." capital of the US. Any kind of fun has been banned on the beaches as well. Not the California I grew up in unfortunately! :l
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 1:34 am
Hahaha! 5L I have always had diarrhea all my life, and I'm NOT lactose intolerant. Sorry, chickenlittle, I could never dive into your pool. Maybe it's dysentery.
chickenlittle - August 13, 2013, 10:00 pm
I took this pic about a month ago at our pool. They felt the need to post three of them. So far we haven't seen anyone on duty trying to reinforce this new rule.
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WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT - demotivational poster

Flat on a dogsled. Humor


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lgvernon  #167828 Created August 12, 2013

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:45 am

Thank you, Mr. Ghoul!
falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 8:19 am
Bahahahahaa! 5Ls!
steve1961 - August 12, 2013, 11:25 pm
Sorry. I'd give a crap about it but I'm all out...in fact, I'll be probably out of stock until further notice...
lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 11:16 pm

I'd say it looks like Wyoming, but there is no horizontal snow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 12, 2013, 11:01 pm
Not enough hypodermics. (And Steve can't spell Winnipeg)
steve1961 - August 12, 2013, 10:53 pm
Looks like a beautiful summer day in Downtown Winnepeg...
lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 10:15 pm

Doesn't look like he's got a spare, either.
Airman - August 12, 2013, 10:07 pm
lol
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Ye Olde Redneck Dreamcatcher - demotivational poster

Come ye one,come ya'll


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ughomer  #167823 Created August 12, 2013

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 7:50 pm

I bet with granny panties you'd wake up and find oatmeal cookies under your pillow.
Greybeard - August 13, 2013, 12:24 am
Ha Ha Ha. Absolutely great.
curlyrocks - August 12, 2013, 7:16 pm
My Ex makes actual dream catchers, she would KILL ME if I had one of those. I'll take 6.
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FIVE RULES FOR MEN - demotivational poster

Vintage pinup explaining the kind of women men need, and the importance that these women never meet.


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lgvernon  #167819 Created August 12, 2013

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:44 am

Oh, I wouldn't say that, Ghoul. I have a pretty excellent track record--but then, so does my Husband. ;)
falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 8:23 am
Right, because it's impossible to for one to be all of the above.
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lgvernon  #167802 Created August 11, 2013

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 2:22 am
Seen something similar in the book "9 Reasons to Punch a Dolphin." They gave some interesting/humorous examples to remember these grammatical rules. I highly recommended that book, bwahahaha!
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