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Pole Dancing - demotivational poster

Takes on a whole new meaning when you're a senior.


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demotivational poster Pole Dancing
MissPriss  #168061 Created August 22, 2013

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MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:30 am
Crotchety!!! A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells! So...guess you'll never know...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:08 pm
So I'm guessing, Priss, by your motifakes you're... between 50 and 55? (Serious question - no troll. My wife is astounded at my age guessing gift; wondering if it works over the internet)
maoworks2 - August 23, 2013, 7:46 am
That Looks Handy I Want One.
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:25 am
Thanks for the 5L and for not making me share it with Mr. Gary!
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:24 am
Mr. Gary!!! Bahaha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:09 am
5L Priss, and 5L for GaryO's comment. lol!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:08 am
ROFLMAO!
GaryO - August 22, 2013, 7:28 pm
HOOOOAAH! Either I’m gettin’ excited or my stool softener is kickin’ in.
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WANTED - demotivational poster

Poster format. Wanted: Wife, mother, dog handler. Job One: Wash car windows.


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lgvernon  #168055 Created August 22, 2013

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Hump Day - demotivational poster

What day is it? Wednesday workday humor. Hump Day!


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demotivational poster Hump Day
CaptMickeyd  #168029 Created August 21, 2013

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:35 pm
"Today? Why it's Christmas day, Sir!"
jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:46 am
hump day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CaptMickeyd - August 21, 2013, 1:42 pm
My name is Mike. Now think about the Geico commercial.
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Perfectly Logical - demotivational poster

Logic is that the woman is always right. Just ask her.


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demotivational poster Perfectly Logical
Iconoclast  #168009 Created August 19, 2013

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GaryO - August 20, 2013, 6:51 pm
Naw, Ico, I’m goin’ for the bed pan….and a nurse
Iconoclast - August 20, 2013, 3:22 pm
Age solves arguments. Men, remember that as you age you may well find yourselves sitting more than standing.
MissPriss - August 20, 2013, 2:17 pm
Seat up...lid down...bah! When I lived in the country, the boys were such gentlemen. Up or down was never an issue, cuz they would go and pees in the hole in the basement floor that the sump pump rested in! Little bastrads!
CloudchaserS - August 20, 2013, 11:13 am
Guy's rules for women. #1: Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up put it down. You don't see us complaining about you leaving it down.
GaryO - August 20, 2013, 10:00 am
again the lid…….thank gawd sinks and showers do not have lids
falloutghoul - August 20, 2013, 8:31 am
I honestly don't get that argument (mostly because my family leaves both the seat and lid down).
steve1961 - August 20, 2013, 12:06 am
Definitely down and welded shut...
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 7:31 pm

Especially when it comes to whether the seat should be left up or left down!~
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