pregnant women - demotivational poster
Are you on your fourth or ninth child and you can't take it anymore? Are you trying to please your husband by squeezing one out every nine months? Well first of all, let me inform you as to what year - if not century - you're living in. This is the 21st century and the year is 2014! In this time, women can actually tell their man, “NO MORE, GODDAMMIT!" without fear of abuse and the police being on his side. Yay! Women's lib! Am I right? Yeah! Next, if you're married and the two of you decide not to have children - it's okay. Jesus isn't going to hate you for being married and not having children; nowhere in the Bible does it say that. And if your old-school grandmother tells you otherwise, exclaim 'rubbish', then tell her to stop being such a good Catholic, and read the Bible for once in her life. And for all you would-be pregnant women out there . . . . . you're welcome.
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Arizona Border Patrol Drug Bust - demotivational poster
"You have the right to remain silent - unless the spines from those pods full of cocaine are causing you discomfort, chummy. The golf clubs were a good subterfuge, though!"
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