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PREPAREDNESS - Has finally been achieved. demotivational poster

Check this dam auto correct by jcatbc - dumpeddemotivational poster PREPAREDNESS
Mark  #44505 Created February 12, 2009

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(3.76/5) - 49 votes

maoworks2 - November 26, 2011, 9:59 am, #226168
I Like That
Zed - October 6, 2009, 9:07 pm, #124428
It is my dream firearm, I admit. I just wish it'd finally get out of Research and Development, and onto the market....
Arrogant Knight - October 6, 2009, 9:04 pm, #124426
You're obsessed with that sh**gun, Zed. I remember you mentioning it at least once before...
Zed - October 6, 2009, 8:58 pm, #124422
Once they get the bugs worked out, I want a (South African) Neostaad pump-action sh**gun. Twin ammo tubes that hold 8 rounds each, and you can switch between tubes with the flick of the selector switch. Bucksh** in one, slugs in the other. WIN!
LogicDude - October 6, 2009, 10:43 am, #124321
For zombies you might want a sh**ty...none in the pic so might be time to go shopping!
Zed - October 5, 2009, 6:31 pm, #124152
Impressive, but semi-automatics are more useful against zombies than full-autos. Remember, it only takes one good sh** to the brain, wasting half your clip perforating the zombie's torso just gets you eaten in the end.
silvereagle1833 - October 5, 2009, 12:13 pm, #124077
Hey "TOOP" You must not have well in school. Metallurgy 101, Fact 1 Magazine springs don't wear due to compression. Fact 2 They wear out from repeated compression and decompression from their use. Proper tempered springs don't wear out. Gysgt. Zinno USMC
Wep - September 27, 2009, 8:01 pm, #122203
Might represent preparedness if they weren't mostly Rugers and plastic magazines.
LD0ne - September 12, 2009, 1:57 pm, #117140
d*** that is awesome
Toop - June 20, 2009, 4:22 pm, #88609
Maybe "..." should learn more about magazine springs. Or is that kind of thing below tacticool mall ninjas?
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TIME FLIES - When you're having rum demotivational poster


TAGS: funny kid pirate rum

demotivational poster TIME FLIES
WTFO  #44500 Created February 11, 2009

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(3.15/5) - 41 votes

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CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue? demotivational poster


TAGS: captain obvious dumb superhero internet meme

demotivational poster CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
Khatmonsuk  #44456 Created February 11, 2009

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(1.71/5) - 17 votes

Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am, #59294
Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).
Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am, #59000
Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am, #58996
But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?
Culos - February 12, 2009, 6:40 am, #58989
No big deal, you're forgiven :-)
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:38 am, #58988
Answer to Culos: Sorry man. I'm pretty new to MotiFake.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 4:11 am, #58972
Try and get it right, on Motifake it's Captain Bobvious!
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FRIDAY THE 13TH - demotivational poster


TAGS: fire skull biker friday 13th bad luck

demotivational poster FRIDAY THE 13TH
BoneCD  #44452 Created February 11, 2009

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(2.53/5) - 15 votes

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LEADERSHIP - demotivational poster

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Airman  #44389 Created February 11, 2009

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(3.54/5) - 24 votes

Doc - May 19, 2009, 8:16 am, #80866
"and don't call me Lawrence."
Le Comte de Turkenducken - May 10, 2009, 2:37 am, #79163
excellent, excellent, excellent!...Easily one of the top 5 best Motifakes ever. You captured it good sir, you absolutely captured it. My complements!
LogicDude - February 12, 2009, 9:43 am, #59029
Note to self: Check to make sure Amelia is still in her cage...
Elder God Douchebag - February 11, 2009, 11:32 pm, #58952
Well, yeah.
Mark - February 11, 2009, 10:25 pm, #58941
d*** politicians....they'll promise anything while they're campaigning.
Toussaint - February 11, 2009, 10:22 pm, #58940
I stand corrected. The Omniscient One will abolish war, famine and fine Amelia Earhart.
Mark - February 11, 2009, 10:19 pm, #58937
I think both of you are jumping to conclusions. What makes you think they ever played military video games? And if they did...whose side were they on?
Elder God Douchebag - February 11, 2009, 10:16 pm, #58936
I count video games.
Toussaint - February 11, 2009, 10:14 pm, #58935
And with obama in office, he and Clinton make two out of three presidents serving as Commander-in-Chiefs with NO military experience. (Unless you count video games)
Mark - February 11, 2009, 7:09 pm, #58882
Sean. - Don't go! Everyone is allowed to be cranky once in a while. This is the place for it.
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