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PRIOITIES - demotivational poster

Oscars. In the news today, a bunch of people got together and gave each other trophies for playing make-believe better than anyone has ever played make-believe before. Oh, yea, and there's a new strain of antibiotic resistant bacteria, some people threatened to blow up some stuff, and there were numerous calls for actions and legislation that will probably directly impact your life. But first, beautiful people in fancy clothes...


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Oldsod  #177013 Created February 23, 2015

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 12:57 am
Thanks Oldsod. I've got friends and family that I keep track of by reading the news. All I found today was sports, television/movie stars, gossip. Ostrich syndrome. If we don't report it, then everything's roses. Phhhhttttt!!!!! Well done! 5L
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 9:08 pm
...and that's why i don't feel bad when a download a movie.
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:43 pm
people stupid enough to sit and watch over 3 hours of this crap that the average Joe actually paid for by going to see these movies...party on spoiled rich people!
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:37 pm
5 thank you L's, someone else gets it! Actors paid to act, directors make big $, huge $ spent on outfits , massive gala event that probably costs more than the national debt, goody bags worth over $10,000 and people starving all around the world...
GaryO - February 23, 2015, 2:07 pm
PHUKKING BEAUTIFUL
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Reality Lord  #176995 Created February 21, 2015

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CloudchaserS - May 6, 2016, 5:23 am
Falcore :-)
GaryO - September 13, 2015, 7:43 am
How'd I miss THIS! Woof!
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Statistics - demotivational poster

One percent more males born than females. 150% more elderly women than men. This is what happens in between.


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theyuk  #176994 Created February 21, 2015

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:07 am
Less disease resistance too. Though you could look at this picture as an example of getting between harm and our family. Not shown is his wife out of frame shrieking "You were supposed to pain the hallway weeks ago!"
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 5:04 pm
That only looks dangerous because you don't understand the physics involved. Men have shorter lifespans than women and get between harm and our families far more than women.
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A DUCK AND A CHICKEN - demotivational poster

A duck was about to cross the road when a chicken looked at him and said "Don't do it, you'll never hear the end of it"


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concern3  #176956 Created February 19, 2015

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NickDahlmier - May 24, 2016, 6:37 pm
Af-fila...(Semi-truck honks) Aw-F#@&!!!
Sho - March 11, 2015, 1:07 pm
come to Motifake instead. 5L
Oldsod - February 19, 2015, 5:40 pm
...and y'all say my jokes are bad! 5 clucking lions!
MissPriss - February 19, 2015, 3:48 pm
5 quacks 'cern!
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Behind Bars - demotivational poster

Not much has changed for me... I still finish my bottle... and wake up behind bars


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Ism  #176938 Created February 16, 2015

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mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 1:15 pm
I absolutely LUV this! It'll be going on the wall! 5 ROTFL lions!
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