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PURPLE HEART - A Purple Heart proves that you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. demotivational poster

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Haarakkon  #56303 Created May 7, 2009



Haarakkon - September 3, 2009, 6:39 pm
Props to those who've earned the right to wear it. Depending on the circumstances though, this can also be the "I'm an idiot" award. Been there.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 3:07 pm
AKA the "Enemy Good Marksmanship Ribbon"...all respect to those who wear it w/o having bought it because you wanna be a PX Ranger!
Shamrock - September 3, 2009, 2:22 pm
A purple heart costs $18.25 and can be found in any Ranger Joe's catalogue.
Doc - May 23, 2009, 5:55 am
Not necessarily - KIA gets you, or your NoK at least, one as well :-(
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MULTITASKING - Because we needed another word for "unable to focus on the task at hand" demotivational poster

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bOB cHIN  #56281 Created May 7, 2009



Current Resident - August 31, 2009, 10:04 pm
Cool. He's only using two hands. The girl was using four. Talent!
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GUN CONTROL - This is the only gun you'll need, once my domestic police force eliminates all crime (and opposition to my eventual world domination). demotivational poster

TAGS: gun control 2nd ammendment barak obama socialist socialism democrat

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Jmac0585  #56165 Created May 6, 2009



Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:14 pm
Yeah gun control. THAT'S what he's talking about there, GUN CONTROL. I mean why would he be talking about me. That just makes no sense. *looks around nervously*
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HEY, YOU... - Your hard work will be rewarded by taking what you have earned, and giving it to an ingrate who blames you for their laziness. Sucker... demotivational poster

TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism

demotivational poster HEY, YOU...
Jmac0585  #56162 Created May 6, 2009



WTFO2 - September 25, 2009, 1:05 am
I agree, reason has no clue on what anarchy really is beyond a *** Pistols song. He'd likely be wiped out in the first week.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 2:19 am
true enough, Lurch, anarchy almost always leads to series' of short brutal dictatorships and other tyrannies.
LURCH - September 24, 2009, 2:16 am
I am going to guess that "reason" is about 23.. otherwise anarchy is brutality..ultimate Darwinism: daily survival of the fittest.rhetoric be d***ed, gimme my gun
motifake - September 23, 2009, 5:42 pm

Great point Jmac. So true. Too bad power corrupts so often.
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 5:33 pm
Actually, the ideal form of government is a kingdom, but if and only if the king is good. If the king isn't good, then it's the worst.
reason - September 23, 2009, 5:16 pm
dont knock a system until you learn about it. conservatives and liberals both suck as far as im concerned. Anarchy is the worlds perfect ideal. a world where there are no divisions among people. we are all just that, people. no races or nationalities
reason - September 23, 2009, 5:14 pm
socialism is, ideally, a system in which the worker is proteced from exploitation. Thus a step forward from the time where people starve in the street because they have a job that doesnt pay enough because their corporate HQ wont pay a livable wage
HAHA - May 30, 2009, 11:32 pm
That what he is taking us for we are the suckers.
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IDEOLOGY - "He that lives upon hope will die fasting." --Benjamin Franklin demotivational poster

TAGS: politics obama congress hope change not really

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WTFO  #56114 Created May 6, 2009



Current Resident - September 5, 2009, 9:29 pm
Good one! Pour hope in one hand and bull**** in the other and see which one fills up ...5L
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 7:42 pm
Don't all politifakers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 7:37 pm
You put a lot of thought into this one. Eh, WTFO?
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:34 pm
Please tell me you have a headache, f.s.?
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 5:54 pm
hes a communist. there is no hope and his plan of action is equivalent to beating your head with a hammer until the head ache goes away.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 10:42 pm
No argument with that, statement D. However, hope only gets you so far without a helpful plan of action.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 9:12 pm
He without hope is lost.
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