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QUEEN - demotivational poster

TAGS: scalamoosh scaramoosh do the fandango

demotivational poster QUEEN
CaptainBaked  #133754 Created April 26, 2011



Swampfox - September 30, 2012, 9:22 pm
Belzebub has a devil put aside for me.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:39 pm
how come Aldo Nova keeps reeling in my head? 5L
gas - April 27, 2011, 11:46 am
hahaha that was good!
Master - April 27, 2011, 10:04 am
Five lions. I love orange, but Fanta is not My preference.
NotoriousGIL - April 27, 2011, 9:49 am
Magnifico! Mamma...just gave 5L's put my cursor on it's head, left clicked and now it's read...Mammaa...votes have juuuust begun...
dootndo2 - April 27, 2011, 9:19 am
Reality Lord - April 27, 2011, 8:53 am

very very frightening
TheOne - April 26, 2011, 7:35 pm
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 7:32 pm
Thunderbolt5 and lightning
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GENEROSITY - demotivational poster

TAGS: theone

demotivational poster GENEROSITY
TheOne  #133753 Created April 26, 2011



Master - April 27, 2011, 5:11 pm
Next time, "liquefy" it, and pour it on their front porch. Farmers do this with cowflop, to use it as fertilizer. The stench is not to be believed.
NotoriousGIL - April 27, 2011, 9:52 am
I dated a girl who's father watched a guy walk his dog and let it crap in his yard. He got a shovel and did the same thing but knocked on the door instead and told him where he'd put the shovel if it happened again. It only happened that once...
Kspace - April 27, 2011, 8:32 am
I bet she looked like a f***ing imbecile, walking up the street, picking up dog****...
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A DILEMMA - demotivational poster

TAGS: the final countdown wwii

demotivational poster A DILEMMA
Airman  #133749 Created April 26, 2011



Aurielius - September 29, 2015, 7:37 am
You whip out your 'future iPhone' call Obama who tells you to stand down because he has drawn a line in the sand and those pesky Japs wouldn't dare attack now.
GySgt1811 - April 27, 2011, 8:34 am
(Oh, snap! I don't read tags either.)
champ99 - April 26, 2011, 11:57 pm
How many South Americans make a Brazillion?
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 7:43 pm
And finally, you submit a patent to the patent office for Velcro, and retire as a bazillionaire =)
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 7:42 pm
First, you radio to Pearl and let them know what's coming. Secondly, you wait for the Zeros to leave the deck, then you sink the Japanese carriers. Thirdly, you get your own bird in the air for a good ol fashioned turkey shoot.
champ99 - April 26, 2011, 7:29 pm
Nuke them since we already will anyway. Hows that for a paradox?
MPsniper - April 26, 2011, 7:26 pm
i remember seeing that winner in the theater.... and wasnt it the Nimitz?
Airman - April 26, 2011, 6:47 pm
yes Gunny.. that's in the tags. But what would YOU do
GySgt1811 - April 26, 2011, 6:47 pm
Make a movie?
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PARDON ME, - Do you have any Grey Poupon? demotivational poster

TAGS: grey poupon mustard

demotivational poster PARDON ME,
champ99  #133745 Created April 26, 2011



champ99 - April 27, 2011, 10:52 am
Great! Now make me a sammich. :)
Master - April 27, 2011, 10:05 am
Need you ask? Of course I have Grey Poupon!
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IF YOU NEED TO USE A GUN - demotivational poster

TAGS: shooting advice

demotivational poster IF YOU NEED TO USE A GUN
Airman  #133742 Created April 26, 2011



Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm
Cause it’s the new Mother Nature taking over It’s the new Splendid lady come to call It’s the new Mother Nature taking over She’s gettin’ us all She’s gettin’ us all. (Dat’n-doo-dow-dow-dat’n-doo-dow...)
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 10:31 pm
I think... You’re tripping back now to places you’ve been to You wonder what you’re gonna find You know you’ve been wrong but it won’t be long Before you leave ‘em all far behind
Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:06 pm
That tears it, Mr. Keller: I don't need your war machines. And don't gimme none of your ghetto scenes. Colored lights can hypnotize. Sparkle someone else's eyes.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:30 pm
I guess I missed the threat part - these eyes are getting old...
Sean - April 27, 2011, 9:09 pm
Yer buckin' for some The Guess Who lyrics, Mister! And uhmmm, not from that song about what I think is a high priced transvestite h***er. But it's still a cool song; just not germane to my original threat.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:01 pm
April Wine... Canadian... Drop Your Guns... I get it now!
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:31 pm
I'm Canadian, so I don't have kill fantasies. But that doesn't mean that I don't have a rich fantasy life. Just a predominantly non-violent one.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 6:53 pm
what safety? All they will hear is My sig going thru their head, 5 sh**s for you!
rudeboy308 - April 27, 2011, 6:33 pm
Also, don't have gun maker stickers on your vehicle. Let your gun ownership be a nasty surprise to whomever is stupid enough to try to attack you. This poster is utterly awesome.
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