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Question of 2014 - demotivational poster

I go in for a routine checkup. (My first mistake) Doc says, "Before we continue with our scheduled appointment, have you experienced a fever lately?" I answered no, then inquired as to the purpose of the question. (My second mistake) Doc replies, "We're screening people for ebola. Now let's continue with your scheduled appointment." And with that I replied, "Just one question that covers a wide range of illnesses?" Then the doctor shrugged, "It's just a precaution." I looked into this doctor's eyes and realized one comforting realization: American doctors have finally become hypochondriacs! Hahaha! Oh, bitter pill. Thy name is irony.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic  #176336 Created December 11, 2014

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Thedge - December 12, 2014, 2:53 pm
GP Dr. Jose` Aguilar... that is the culprit. 5'd
Greeny - December 11, 2014, 7:13 pm
holy crap Gary, better find yourself a different doctor!
Bolverk633 - December 11, 2014, 5:55 pm
With doctors like that, if I was injured on a trip to the US I’d be looking for a Veterinary instead of a hospital.
mizzdizz - December 11, 2014, 5:27 pm
He's a doctor. You don't want to know!
concern3 - December 11, 2014, 9:35 am
very funny Garyo
GaryO - December 11, 2014, 9:14 am
My question would be; Where's that thumb been?
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MissPriss  #176313 Created December 10, 2014

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justice for eric garner


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Reality Lord  #176272 Created December 7, 2014

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premiumgrade - April 9, 2015, 2:31 am
If people obeyed the police, this crap would nearly disappear. I have no sympathy.
GaryO - January 24, 2015, 5:35 pm
So it would seem, especially if yer not from the neighborhood. It appears both sides let a little thing get outta hand
kellyvanrijn - January 24, 2015, 2:37 pm
I guess the lesson here is don't break the law, and obey the commands of the police.
Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:48 pm
Awesome and strikenly sad.
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 10:19 am
Heavy
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3 Years, 7 Months, & 30 Days - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster 3 Years, 7 Months, & 30 Days
Greybeard  #176270 Created December 7, 2014

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Bandit5906 - June 1, 2016, 7:45 pm
And in 2016 we have a stuttering fool of a president apologize the Japan for the bombing we did to them. We warned them by broadcasting what was going to happen and we dropped papers telling them. All POWs would have been murdered if we attacked by land!
Snoots - April 17, 2016, 5:46 pm
Hmmm... premeditated invasion. Sounds like what happened to Native Americans.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 1:32 am
@ Thedge --- Because we had won and history has shown that poor winners get another war in 20 years.
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 5:15 pm
It is much easier to fight an enemy that has borders and fights with conventional weapons.
EmilioDumphque - December 8, 2014, 3:59 am
But we turned the tide in only six months.
Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:38 pm
Yes, The Pacific campaign was a brutal period of WWII history.
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:55 pm
5'd. But, should say, look at what they did here (Philippines), China, and many more of the Pacific Islands. Pearl Harbor was only a small bit, sadly enough. I was raised to feel guilt regarding Hiroshima & Nagasaki. I do not now, only wonder, why stop?
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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:21 am
ALL jeans are "skinny jeans" if you have fat enough legs. ^_^
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I'm sorry, I have to disagree; granted, not all heavy set women look good in skinny jeans, but neither do all skinny women. I mean seriously, you got to fill them out a bit!
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Well, I just appreciate the scenery (luv big girls...M-M-M-M)
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