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read my lips - demotivational poster

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.


TAGS: husbands wives unbderstanding unspoken marriage

demotivational poster read my lips
MissPriss  #169718 Created November 5, 2013

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MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:58 pm
Don't forget to take a roll of TP, might be a long stay. Thanks, glad you're enjoying them. Can't see this streak lasting too long though.
MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:57 pm
Silvie! You forget to turn her volume back on after the World Series coverage.
GaryO - November 6, 2013, 6:59 am
Oh, I understood alright…….and that too was wrong.….I’ll be in the woods (Missy, this is s-o-o-o-o-o damm good)
Silverheart - November 6, 2013, 2:21 am

I find it hard to believe there are words the wife is NOT saying... as she is never NOT speaking.
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:25 pm
Completely agree!
lgvernon - November 5, 2013, 10:41 pm

I'm fond of cast iron, myself. Those flimsy plastic handles can be problematic.
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thomas the tank engine - demotivational poster

"You have caused confusion and delay!"


TAGS: thomas train wreck

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demon001  #169696 Created November 4, 2013

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MPsniper - November 5, 2013, 8:05 pm
also known as the unaffordable care act
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Criminal Minds - demotivational poster

As a young child, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out the police call this Identity Theft.


TAGS: advice mothers identity theft illegal

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MissPriss  #169686 Created November 3, 2013

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:35 pm
Not too clever, she did get caught. If she...oh the poster! Thanks Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 9:24 am
Clever!
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:32 am
...was her name-o.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:58 pm
Bingo
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:37 pm
Glad it gave you a giggle.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:10 pm
Haha, very funny! :)
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deafening silence - demotivational poster


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ughomer  #169635 Created November 2, 2013

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:32 pm
...Someone somewhere has actually nailed that sign to a tree. That's a story in itself.
jonny5 - April 3, 2014, 11:39 am
When I told this joke to my wife and daughters the "Yes" rang out before I finished the sentence.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 7:24 pm
Men are rarely ever wrong in the end, and it's usually the whole family who pays for not listening to the man. Men's Liberation and Men's Rights my brothers, let the revolution begin!
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
Yes because men are always wrong.
GaryO - November 5, 2013, 8:28 am
A classic here, Uggy. 5 Lessons
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 10:34 am
The silence is broken by one word: yes ;)
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Hey Babe make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen!


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