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REALITY CHECK - demotivational poster

If her dog was this thin, she'd be arrested.


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demotivational poster REALITY CHECK
lgvernon  #166307 Created June 5, 2013

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lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 1:50 pm

Thank you!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:51 pm
5L by the way.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:51 pm
It's simple: explain to children that they're in a circus side-show, and that they're treated like the animals in Barnum & Bailey, and that they're freaks who'll never get a real love, a real job, a sense of security, or even a real life.
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 11:04 am

LOL--We gotta find a way to teach our kids that this is as abnormal--and just as dangerous--as obesity.
Reality Lord - June 6, 2013, 10:55 am

i'd hit that....with a bag of big macs
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 9:03 am

What's particularly sad is that there are legions of these women--so malnourished their menses have ceased--held up as examples of feminine beauty. So we fight that battle with our girl children.
rerun - June 6, 2013, 7:28 am

Sad reality is, she died several years ago.
PapaFox - June 6, 2013, 6:35 am
Gotta admit she looks hideous being so skinny.
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PHYSICS - demotivational poster

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.


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WTFO  #166282 Created June 5, 2013

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Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:25 pm
Pigs CAN fly, it's just the landing that they haven't licked yet :D
WTFO - June 10, 2013, 11:55 pm
Thanks for the high praise.
MrStupidGir - June 9, 2013, 3:55 pm
that one made my day :)
WTFO - June 6, 2013, 2:53 am
Agreed, but in the AF, we say the F-4 Phantom was a brick, not a pig.
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 2:11 am
The F-4 proved that.
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CHRISTOPHER LEE - demotivational poster

Killed Nazis. Was Dracula. Talked to Tolkien & later played Saruman. Recorded heavy metal album about Charlemagne, who happens to be his effing ancestor? Chuck who?


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demotivational poster CHRISTOPHER LEE
Jaiga  #166193 Created June 2, 2013

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Cannabal - June 2, 2013, 2:55 pm
Norris huh?
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three men in a bar - demotivational poster


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GaryO  #166173 Created June 1, 2013

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GaryO - June 6, 2013, 9:25 am
Yeah, I tweaked yer color a bit from the last one. You look more ‘rosy’ now. Aaaand, I’m rather happy with how rerun’s turned head came out….practice. Oh, you might mean the duct ***e incident….no comment.
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 4:11 am
That's soooo me!
lgvernon - June 4, 2013, 7:53 pm

I 5oooove this one!~
GaryO - June 3, 2013, 8:41 am
Thank you Miss P. Actually, I got this via Email from a business a**ociate. Seemed to fit nicely with the ‘three men in a bar’ theme….Oh, and…..I kicked her in the knee.
MissPriss - June 3, 2013, 12:34 am
Ya know...these posters always make me ask myself, where the hell does he get his material? Personal experience? A 5L laugh, thanks Mr. Gary!
GaryO - June 1, 2013, 11:31 pm
Thanks guys, my pleasure.
rerun - June 1, 2013, 9:56 pm

Thanks, I needed that laugh.
Sho - June 1, 2013, 12:36 pm
LMAO XD. A 5&f for Mr gary lol
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Meanwhile... - demotivational poster

...in the middle of the night in some depraved town, shit like this is going down inside a Walmart.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic  #166151 Created May 31, 2013

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maoworks2 - May 31, 2013, 4:11 pm
Working Nights 5 Sleepy Eyes L .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 3:09 pm
Lots of discounts at Walmart, even in the circus sideshow, lol.
Reality Lord - May 31, 2013, 2:57 pm

when i was a kid you used to have to pay to see the freaks. now its free at walmart daily. who would have thought :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 2:48 pm
I just randomly found this. They actually have a website dedicated to these... these... CREATURES? Things that make you go.... *uuuugggh.*
CloudchaserS - May 31, 2013, 11:12 am
More at peopleofwalmart.com
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