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REALITY - demotivational poster

TAGS: reality hawk life

(4.85/5) - 34 votes

Reycolons619 - January 4, 2011, 4:06 am, #209099

LMAO 5L This reminds me of a joke,where a philosopher and a scientist were being chased by a lion and the scientist said,no good to try and outrun it it'll catch up.-philosopher Im not trying to outrun the lion im trying to outrun you.

Peso - January 4, 2011, 3:03 am, #209092

Nice. A good twist to an old addage.

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#125329 Created January 3, 2011
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STARBUCKS - They're also crap at coffee demotivational poster

TAGS: culos

(4.69/5) - 16 votes

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 12:48 pm, #244650

And what coffee Starbucks does make, tastes like an ash tray.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 12:47 pm, #244649

Well said! 5L. I can't remember the comedian who said it, but he said "Let's get something straight, Starbucks doesn't make coffee. Starbucks makes milkshakes. Anything with 90% milk, whipped cream and a cherry on top is a milkshake."

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#125301 Created January 3, 2011
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CHUCK NORRIS - Has nightmares about this guy. demotivational poster

TAGS: chucknorrisfacts charlesbronson epic

(2.48/5) - 29 votes

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#125261 Created January 2, 2011
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demotivational poster WISDOM IS DIFFICULT TO ACHIEVE

WISDOM IS DIFFICULT TO ACHIEVE - demotivational poster

TAGS: wisdom teeth hand growth rerun

(4.64/5) - 25 votes

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 12:59 pm, #244652

Rumor has it, G.W. Bush was born without wisdom teeth. Explains why his never came in.

Krissie - January 2, 2011, 3:02 pm, #208975

5 l's from me, LOVED it. kinda made me cringe-4 wisdom teeth pulled. That doesn't include 3 molars I had pulled last year :P

Sean - January 1, 2011, 10:27 am, #208857

Nothing wrong with that, rerun. You done good. On a similar tack: "Oh great, the wisest thing about me and there's no room for it in my head -- not even in my big mouth."

rerun - January 1, 2011, 9:45 am, #208854