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ROSES - You can ask for permission before hand, ask for forgiveness afterward, or you can giver her roses, and not worry about doing neither. demotivational poster


TAGS: flowers wife wifes girl lady women broad fail owned

demotivational poster ROSES
Jmac0585  #64240 Created July 18, 2009

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Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:16 pm
What? They don't play hockey in the Pacific Rim. Sheesh. Catfish?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 1:05 pm
Wayne Gretzky?
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:05 pm
*hegemony
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:04 pm
And I always stutter a little when I am about to quote the great one.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:03 pm
I beg to differ. I I quote Kissenger on this: "Make-up *** is about reclaiming lost territory. It is not about the attempted expansion of one's hegamony in either the bedroom ... or Southeat Asia."
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 12:36 pm
Very good point... but, I submit to you that make-up *** is the perfect time to open some new "gates".... albeit, we're still at an impass with lemons.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 12:33 pm
"Two Hearts in the Pink" ... good luck with that. Even my wife 'll know that's an oblique reference to the Shocker. But of course she's been primed to be on the lookout for those kinds of prestidigitational shenanigans. Don't ask.
BoneCD - July 19, 2009, 11:04 am
"Two Hearts in the Pink"...Aggy, that sounds like a three way!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2009, 9:32 am
A tip from Moooooo....You can buy these roses from Aggy at the nearest off ramp.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:19 pm
A tip from aggy... after an argument, once things have smoothed over, 2 dozen roses... all pink, except for two red ones in the middle (but apart from each other). On the card, write: "Two hearts in the pink". Never give roses immediately; dinner is best.
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CINDERELLA - demotivational poster


TAGS: life time happy end tale cinderella frog kiss joke glass slipper princess diana

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giulio  #64236 Created July 18, 2009

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LIFE - It's nature's way of keeping meat fresh. demotivational poster


TAGS: i think i will call them stew and peter

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TheTrashHeap  #64220 Created July 18, 2009

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
I've never been the only one logged in before....It's kinda scary........
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
and me had Such wonderful times When I'm all by myself, All by myself
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:28 am
I was alone,I was all by myself No one was looking, I was thinking of you Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself I went to your house,but no one was there I went in your room I was all by myself You
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:19 am
If you want proof that school is out just check out the approval queue. Remember when rejections where rare?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:15 am
I was thinking school's out based on the bouncing c*****ge poster ratings.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:13 am
The usual summertime timmy fest.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:12 am
T'hellzbeengoin on roundhere, anyway?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:03 am
Yah, I'm not. Razzin' ya about the latitude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:02 am
LMAO @ Aggy....you stupid beaner.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
If memory serves Haar you are not much farther south than we are!
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TWINS - Really, Really Creepy Twins demotivational poster

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Retrochcop  #64186 Created July 17, 2009

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Sean - September 8, 2009, 10:51 pm
bigamy by proxy?
Claire - September 8, 2009, 10:23 pm
If they marry, wouldn't that technically be inc***?
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