Ah, thanks, Airman. An ol' J3 got my cherry years ago. Only 'plane I know that to land you just line up the runway, chop the throttle, and take your hands off of the stick. Mr. Piper does the rest.
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo you have the tact of a world class hostage negotiator. Hell if ever I'm abducted, the moment it stops being fun, I hope yer there to secure my release, uhmmm change that to freedom.
Looking for the car, I got one of those "lock-up" shopping carts. I literally shoved it across the parking lot. It did make noise, and leave a trail on the asphalt, but no one had any comments about the process... :-) I was sore, later, but I got My way!