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Sad Cat Diaries! - demotivational poster

Sad Cat Diaries. Dear Diary : The authorities have moved the black suit coat from the couch, there's nowhere left for me to sleep. I've peed on the coffee table two times in protest yet nothing seems to've changed. Dear Diary : My food and water dishes are half empty, it's obvious that I'll soon starve to death. I have repeatedly tried to inform the authorities to my desperate situation but they seem to be either deaf, cruel, or stupid, this may be my final entry. Dear Diary : It's come to my attention that the authorities have two hands yet have made it the sadistic policy to rub me with only one hand. Half love's just low, which is how I feel. Dear Diary : The water dish continues to vex me. The authorities seem to take pleasure taunting me with this cruel liquid that has neither distinguishing visual mark or scent. Today marks a sad anniversary, this is the one thousandth time my nose has been unintentionally wetted. Dear Diary : The authorities seem to take pleasure in torturing by refusing to hold open the backdoor long enough for me to decide whether I want to go out into the garden or stay inside, go out into the garden or stay inside, go out into the garden or stay inside, go out into the garden or stay inside. Dear Diary : The authorities punished me for pooping on the kitchen floor, they do this in spite of my efforts to distribute the cat litter evenly throughout the house. I'm convinced that the they are mad men, devoid of reason and logic. Dear Diary : The squirrels are back again today, they mock me from the window, I will try to release myself from this torment and groom myself for five hours. Dear Diary : I have been stalking an insect on the hallway wall for two day now and all of my attempts to capture or kill it have been thwarted. Upon further inspection I've discovered that the insect is indeed a thumb tack. This place is madness and it shall surely drive me mad as well. Dear Diary : It's two in the morning and the authorities have closed and locked the bedroom door. I can only assume that they've forgotten me and have left me here to die. I will try to stay strong and sing the song of my people in hopes that the they come back for me. Dear Diary : The authorities have replaced the large, roomy, and comfortable TV with a large, thin, and uncomfortable flat screen TV. I have puked on the floor three times in protest but nothing seem to've changed. I have decided to riot tonight by scratching up the new leather recliners, peeing on the new couch, and puking on the new rug. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid, wish luck and god's blessings in my noble efforts. Dear Diary : The authorities have taken me to the torturer known as the veterinarian. This woman jabs me with needles, probes me, and even put a torture collar around my neck. Have I unknowingly opened the lament configuration? Dear Diary : the catnip no longer dulls the pain of my torment, I have resorted to taking laps of the authority's liquor to help numb the misery. Dear Diary : The authorities seem to be angered by my laying on the laptop while they're using it. If it wasn't meant to be laid on then why's warm and comfortable? Their ignorance angers me. Dear Diary : I have succeeded in my efforts to destroy the evil fern, but alas my hard work has all been for nought. As if by black magic a new fern has appeared in it's place. I shall begin my efforts anew tomorrow. Like like Sisyphus I am bound to hell.

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demotivational poster Sad Cat Diaries!
nicholsjoshua15  #168497 Created September 10, 2013



lgvernon - September 11, 2013, 12:12 am

5 gigantic hairballs~
GaryO - September 10, 2013, 11:11 pm
Dear diary; in bed….reading…..I sure hope Nick has a sense of humor, and forgives my weed influenced commentary dalliance, of which I thrive, because I forgive his typos and submit my vote of five
GaryO - September 10, 2013, 11:11 pm
Dear diary; pooping, reading. Legs are comatose, but finally done…pooping (print)
GaryO - September 10, 2013, 11:10 pm
Dear diary; eating dinner, reading
GaryO - September 10, 2013, 11:10 pm
Dear diary; still reading
GaryO - September 10, 2013, 11:09 pm
Dear diary; I read a poster today…yes, ‘read’
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2013, 10:36 pm
The whole thing is on youtube, with funny voice and sad cat while drunk. Also, sad dog diary. (much better in video format, watch while drunk)
Reality Lord - September 10, 2013, 10:23 pm

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You Bastards! - demotivational poster

...I'll get you for this...

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nkstokp  #168490 Created September 10, 2013



Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:20 pm
Murder cat is angry...
BobbEdwards - September 21, 2013, 10:56 pm
Those eyes mean bu5iness :-0
ughomer - September 10, 2013, 3:28 pm
5 lions. got more of these, nk?
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NATURAL SELECTION - demotivational poster

I'm not calling for the mass killing of stupid people. Let's just remove all warning signs and labels and see if the problem sorts itself out.

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WTFO  #168409 Created September 6, 2013



garydunn2 - July 3, 2014, 6:10 pm
Gary- Man broke neck diving into lake, sued chamber of commerce, even though lake was posted no swimming. Chamber settled.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:04 pm
Warning: the fresh coffee you ordered might actually be h**!
Bandit5906 - September 22, 2013, 8:38 pm
Already tried by someone with a VW Beetle on the NY Parkway! His necktie aided in his demise!
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:57 pm
search the internet for frivolous lawsuits and see what you get. My fav is where a family sued Sea World when their son was killed swimming with a killer whale. (he was in the park after hrs). They claim there weren't warning signs about the killer whale.
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:46 pm
One of my favorite comedians. Great way to sum up the poster.
Cannabal - September 7, 2013, 5:34 am
"Just think of it as 'passive eugenics.'" ~George Carlin
CloudchaserS - September 7, 2013, 4:30 am
I have thought before that it seems that the courts don't like the "There shouldn't be a need for us to warn because that it's dangerous should be obvious" argument.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:17 am
Actually CCS, the real reason we have this prob (in the US at least) is because of lawsuits. Idiots sue companies when they do stupid things that get them hurt. BTW, that means normal people pay more for the products to offset the lawsuits.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:15 am
Hopefully, this poster of mine wasn't already done by Airman. My fav I saw was on a fan belt "stop motor first". Really? I'd like to see the guy who tries to put on a new fan belt while the engine is on.
CloudchaserS - September 6, 2013, 11:42 pm
We're warning you about this because we think you have not enough common sense to see the obvious
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24th Century Glitches - demotivational poster

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thecrotchetyoldcynic  #168399 Created September 6, 2013



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Genesis - demotivational poster

Short reading from the bible

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Vanner  #168338 Created September 3, 2013



manos - January 31, 2014, 11:56 am
haha awesome
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 4:19 pm
Nice one! 5L
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BobbEdwards - September 3, 2013, 9:29 am
Nice. Post it to Religifake too, if you haven't already.
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