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SAFE WEATHER - demotivational poster

Picture THIS anytime your weatherman says: "...and the storm is moving safely out to sea."


TAGS: safe weather sea ships

demotivational poster SAFE WEATHER
nerevski  #171783 Created March 4, 2014

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 12:38 pm
What's better is when they say "It will safely hit Cuba instead of mainland USA!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:52 am
I honestly despise these meteorologists, they're so full of it. Many people disagree on so much; but as much as we agree on our hatred for Twilight, equally so for these weathermen who know as much as your average 5L year old.
GaryO - March 11, 2014, 10:29 pm
Well then, make more. Please. My son is a commercial fisherman. Lotsa pics like this. Fair winds, mate.
nerevski - March 6, 2014, 10:27 am
Thanks. It was a team effort brewing around my ship for a while.
GaryO - March 5, 2014, 9:01 pm
Good first poster
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John Wayne - demotivational poster

Got drunk and slept with a grizzly in 1939. March 10,1940, Chuck Norris was the result.


TAGS: duke

demotivational poster John Wayne
xnavygunner  #171778 Created March 3, 2014

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Items confiscated - demotivational poster

The officer on-scene found the items in the delivery to be delicious, so they were confiscated for further snacking. They were later consumed.


TAGS: police hijacking a krispy kreme delivery truck march calendar

demotivational poster Items confiscated
Silverheart  #171769 Created March 3, 2014

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:14 pm
The whole po5ter is funny, but that last line is a riot!
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:48 pm
'bout time you got busy, Sly.
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impuissance - demotivational poster


TAGS: sleep game safe

demotivational poster impuissance
Sho  #171752 Created March 2, 2014

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steve1961 - March 8, 2014, 5:21 am
That's okay, Space...I was part of the conversation and even I didn't know what I was talking about...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2014, 3:13 am
Yet, once again. I 5ay to myself, "Self, read just one more before you go to bed." Thank you Sho. Thank you, oh so very much for the sweet dreams... Thank you. (Good job)
spacedog - March 4, 2014, 9:19 pm
I couldn't figure out what the hell you guys were talking about. On the plus side of this site d*** isn't censored.
TerrorAustralis - March 4, 2014, 1:51 pm
yeah but when people see d***, "d a m n" isnt the first thing they think of. and "dam" isnt filtered, so its basically just punishing people for having good spelling.
steve1961 - March 4, 2014, 1:46 pm
Because it's a swear word...
TerrorAustralis - March 3, 2014, 6:59 pm
why is d a m n getting picked up by the swear filter?
TerrorAustralis - March 3, 2014, 6:58 pm
d***... thats good.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 10:22 am

whooooooooooooooooooa. thnx sho....paranoia level way way up now.
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Sho  #171608 Created February 22, 2014

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Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:24 pm
Wow, Sho. Deep ... now cut that out!
Sho - February 23, 2014, 12:33 pm
That's the spirit :D
EmilioDumphque - February 23, 2014, 9:41 am
That'll learn 'em! And if they keep it up, I'll do it again! Oh, wait...
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 1:30 am
Pain...defined by which side of the suicide you are on.
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