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SANDWICH ??? - demotivational poster


TAGS: news sandwich captain missing

demotivational poster SANDWICH ???
sickartist  #81803 Created December 14, 2009

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spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:42 pm
Whoop! Whoop! Defcon:3 Fox News reports Military has lost a sammich. Scramble the j...wait...reports coming in...his wife ate it. False alarm people. So what was it PB&J? Baloney? Bring the wife in for a debriefing.
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MARINE OFFICERS - THE UNIFORMS GET ALL THE WOMEN demotivational poster


TAGS: marine uniforms

demotivational poster MARINE OFFICERS
AJMUFFLY  #81792 Created December 14, 2009

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Hasbunmb - October 25, 2010, 3:39 pm
He's an Officer. Notice the lack of red piping which is in all enlisted blues, and note the silver and gold Eagle, Globe, and Anchors. Only officers wear those, the enlisted wear solid gold colored ones. His ND ribbon being solitary just means he's a boot
Dangle - May 16, 2010, 8:24 am
Actually he enlisted, not an officer. and he just got out of boot camp. if he had been in the **** already he would have more than the 1 National Defence ribbon. but yes, military dress uniforms in general get all the women.
DudefromOz - December 15, 2009, 11:09 pm
That's if you get to come home alive.
Me_ - December 14, 2009, 1:12 pm
and the doctor saying this will only pinch a little as they take a long qtip and shove it....
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ABOVE - IS THE REAL WINNER OF THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE! demotivational poster


TAGS: to all military personnel merry christmas

demotivational poster ABOVE
Houseplant  #81789 Created December 14, 2009

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Tomkat53 - December 15, 2009, 1:35 pm
Found it...just google "Sgt. John Gebhardt"
Tomkat53 - December 15, 2009, 1:29 pm
There is a great story behind this pic, but I can't remember the details (names, etc). Does anyone have a link?
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 12:32 pm
Awesome, d*** them shakes. Sounds like an Irish man's breakfast is needed (large bottle of water and some Tylenol)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:23 pm
Comments are valid....the shakes just make me hit the b***on twice...or more.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 12:20 pm
Hungover ranting??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:16 pm
double posts...It happened to me, It can happen to you.....wear a condom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:13 pm
But you'll never hear a crack aboot Mohamed....cuz I don't want to get sh** in the chest!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:11 pm
My position hasn’t been occulted,It can never be more overstated My intelligence has been insulted,So my tongue lashes out in defense Anything that is your holy or sacred,I’m gonna desecrate and use in jest,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:08 pm
Once again, the US military takes p*** jokes off the table...well played, Well played.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:06 pm
Once again, the US military takes p*** jokes off the table...well played, Well played.
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MARINE SNIPER - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!" demotivational poster


TAGS: semper fi kill em all let god sort them out

demotivational poster MARINE SNIPER
Houseplant  #81787 Created December 14, 2009

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THOSE WACKY ASIANS - They'll eat anything! demotivational poster


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Skeeter11766  #81773 Created December 14, 2009

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LogicDude - December 14, 2009, 4:40 pm
I said I wanted you to suck on my DONG not my DOG...dammit!
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