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SANTA CLAUS - demotivational poster

TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this

(3.67/5) - 24 votes

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:43 pm, #147624

It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."

mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 12:38 pm, #147621

have a link to the other article cant find anything

mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 12:36 pm, #147618

lmao old superman? gawd

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 11:36 am, #147607

Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 11:21 am, #147603

I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/

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fred - January 2, 2010, 3:45 pm, #149584

just the crimes of dumbasses shooting other hunters when they make "sound sh**s", or they "see something move".

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squiros - February 20, 2013, 8:15 am, #243637

great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw

Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 8:26 pm, #238320

Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?

fred - October 18, 2010, 7:37 pm, #198895

It's funny, because it's true! :D

WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 8:13 pm, #185496

@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p

TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 4:08 pm, #180344

half that ****'s miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...

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