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SANTA CLAUS - demotivational poster


TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this

demotivational poster SANTA CLAUS
Bartimaeus  #82921 Created December 23, 2009

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Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?
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CRIME? - Ever wonder why you never hear about crimes happening at deer camp? demotivational poster


TAGS: crime

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patrick  #82915 Created December 23, 2009

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fred - January 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
just the crimes of dumbasses shooting other hunters when they make "sound sh**s", or they "see something move".
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WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN - demotivational poster


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale

demotivational poster WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN
ronsart  #82912 Created December 23, 2009

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squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that ****'s miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
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MONKEYS WITH Sh**GUNS - I don't know about you, but I find that scary! demotivational poster


TAGS: monkey with sh**gun

demotivational poster MONKEYS WITH Sh**GUNS
Rexman  #82839 Created December 22, 2009

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Bandit5906 - January 27, 2013, 6:08 pm
The Trunk Monkey Chaperon!
matt28 - April 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
Serious monkey is not amused.
Lord Kumbayah - December 23, 2009, 6:17 am
Monkeys with sh**guns is WHY everyone needs to pack a piece
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:27 am
What I think of when people suggest that everyone should be armed.
Zagato - December 23, 2009, 3:29 am
looks like the monkey from postal
pitbull - December 23, 2009, 1:33 am
is that the trunk monkey?
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MATURE DIALOGUE - "It's windy." "No, it's Thursday." "Me to. Let's go get a beer." demotivational poster


TAGS: funny humor

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WTFO  #82837 Created December 22, 2009

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erock - February 2, 2010, 4:44 pm
good stuff WTFO!
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 1:27 pm
5 "a bathroom's near?"
Airman - December 23, 2009, 12:45 pm
you got my 5.. I had that conversation yesterday.
Jmac0585 - December 23, 2009, 10:37 am
5 knee-slapping curly-haired dogs.
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CANADA - December 23, 2009, 12:43 am
Is WTFO back?
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