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SEMPER FIDELIS - demotivational poster

The United States Marine Corps is over 239 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our Mother was an M-16 and Our Father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, feasting on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving my life for Mom, the Corps, and the American Flag. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the seventh day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the hell out of both of them. Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by the grace of God! Oooorah!!!!!


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demotivational poster SEMPER FIDELIS
TheConservativeInsurgent  #175871 Created November 10, 2014

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Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:24 pm
Ahh, the green wienie. FTA ! All the way ! That thing poked me more than once. Thought it was too busy to also cause grief for the jarheads. My bad.
mizzdizz - November 11, 2014, 7:22 am
My a** Rides In Navy Equiptment! Thanks for serving Jarhead! Much love and a hug from this disabled NAVY vet! Once a year the Corpse has balls! The squids are too busy swabbing the deck to get dressed up and strut! LOL! Job well done, jarhead! SemperFi!
Greeny - November 10, 2014, 6:55 pm
yes, but let us not forget that big green weenie
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War On Work - demotivational poster

"I think all the D’s are bad - drudgery, drone, dismay, depression. We do ourselves such a disservice in this country when we portray work in that way... We’ve waged war on work. We have collectively agreed, stupidly, that work is the enemy." ~ Mike Rowe


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demotivational poster War On Work
TheConservativeInsurgent  #175861 Created November 9, 2014

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MychaelDark - March 4, 2016, 1:51 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people aren't the enemy. Lazy *** F***s, who just want to sit around all day and do nothing to earn their share are.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 2:27 am
@ blesic --- How you doing on that welfare check?
blesic - December 6, 2014, 3:26 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people are.
lgvernon - November 9, 2014, 4:40 pm

I'd watch this guy stuff canoli...split shakes...fill lamps...clean siding...carry hods...rivet a steamer...pull green chain...pull the heads on a 56 Chevy...OK, I'm out...
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1st Impressions - demotivational poster


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MissPriss  #175743 Created November 1, 2014

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MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...
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Terrorist Cowards - demotivational poster

Little reason to expound, the poisonous frog says it well, eat me !


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Thedge  #175595 Created October 24, 2014

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GaryO - October 24, 2014, 9:18 pm
BAM!
Reality Lord - October 24, 2014, 9:05 pm

yup
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Timeline - demotivational poster

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Thedge  #175594 Created October 24, 2014

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Thedge - October 25, 2014, 1:24 pm
Tnx.
maoworks2 - October 25, 2014, 12:50 pm
That's Just About How It Is 5L Good One .
Oldsod - October 25, 2014, 7:08 am
Excellent!
Thedge - October 24, 2014, 3:31 pm
Respectfully, thank you.
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