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SERENITY - demotivational poster


TAGS: that weasel stole my hammock

demotivational poster SERENITY
Sean  #57399 Created May 17, 2009

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Sean - May 18, 2009, 8:21 pm
It wasn't! That coffee was amazing. I'd ask you if there was more where that came from (pun alert!), but if we're both talking about what I think we're talking about, it's gonna take about six or seven weeks, eh?
Mark - May 18, 2009, 7:45 pm
Actually I sleep soundly because I don't have any conscience whatsoever. In fact I don't feel the least bit guilty about slipping that chicken bone into your peach melba. By the way...that wasn't cream you put in your coffee this morning.
Sean - May 17, 2009, 11:31 pm
It's alright. I'm ok everyone. Now what the hell was a chicken bone doing in my bowl of peach melba?
Sean - May 17, 2009, 11:30 pm
Well alright then ... Why Mark? Why do you sleep so "soundly"? Is is because ... YER A WEASEL?!!! hahahahahahahaha *strts to gag on chicken bone, turning blue ... to be contin.*
Mark - May 17, 2009, 11:24 pm
It's OK Sean...even when you make me the brunt of your jokes, you make me laugh. I'll serve up the straight lines...you just hit them out of the park.
Sean - May 17, 2009, 11:19 pm
Mark, Mark, Mark. Yesterday I "accidentally" called you ferretface. And today ... well today was supposed to be a brand new day .... Dammit man, I can only resist a straight line for so long .... *mutters to self* Serenity Now Serenity Now
Mark - May 17, 2009, 10:56 pm
So that's why I sleep so soundly.
agdaniele - May 17, 2009, 7:18 pm
An indifferent 5L for this masterpiece!
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REALITY - demotivational poster


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode

demotivational poster REALITY
giulio  #57378 Created May 17, 2009

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!
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BACON & BOURBON - They are THE major food groups demotivational poster


TAGS: food bacon bourbon groups diet yum

demotivational poster BACON & BOURBON
MustyK  #57337 Created May 17, 2009

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rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:22 pm

I could use some mayo on my sammich
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COMMUNISM VS CAPITALISM - demotivational poster


TAGS: communism vs capitalism

demotivational poster COMMUNISM VS CAPITALISM
Torkil The Destroyer  #57325 Created May 16, 2009

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Poopalicious  #57306 Created May 16, 2009

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