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shave the lion's mane - demotivational poster

DEMOTIVATE THIS GENTLEMAN SUCCESS GUARANTEED Plug in a pair of Clippers Remove the Guard Shave off all of that Magnificent Mane of Silver Hair Assistance will be needed to hold him down Ignore Pleas, Resistance and Threats Shear it off Every Hair down to the Root Until he is Bald Carefully collect Hair for future use Follow with Wax Treatment to keep him Bald longer Spray his Newly Shorn Head with Oil Shine until it is Blinding Exchange the Cippers for an Electric Razor Shave off that Patriarchal Beard and the Dapper Mustache Sell all of his Combs, Mousse, Shampoo, Conditioner, Mustache Trimmer and Beard Grooming products Sell his Former Hair on Ebay Rename him Q-Ball Yes, it's a bit Harsh But the Goal is Demotivation The Lion Must Be Shaved


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demotivational poster shave the lion's mane
trbecome  #172204 Created March 28, 2014

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personality - demotivational poster

It's all you need to attract a nice girl.


TAGS: girl rhing monster

demotivational poster personality
Ashson  #172170 Created March 27, 2014

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CloudchaserS - March 28, 2014, 4:21 am
Aw crap, we got Crites :-P
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Parners - demotivational poster

Man and dog working together to get the job done.


TAGS: man dog

demotivational poster Parners
Ashson  #172137 Created March 25, 2014

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Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:41 am
Nazi.
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:40 am
Extra comma. Sorry. I got a box-o-commas from eBay awhile back... ellipsis also... may toss them out too freely. Ask a grammar naiz, I dunno.
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:38 am
Perhaps... 'man' - species? At the end of the day, it's a joke, ,eh? Haters gonna hate, true dat.
nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 10:05 pm
That's a woman's hands.
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The Social Divide - demotivational poster


TAGS: discretion military karma heaven hell

demotivational poster The Social Divide
Greybeard  #172126 Created March 25, 2014

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Greybeard - March 26, 2014, 12:58 am
Thank you. :)
lgvernon - March 25, 2014, 1:00 pm

Now I need to sign up under ten different names so I can like this 10 times!
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Obedience - demotivational poster

Down there? Seriously? You want me to chase it down there?


TAGS: dog down

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Ashson  #172064 Created March 21, 2014

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EmilioDumphque - March 22, 2014, 2:57 am
Gettin' suspicious about this "man's best friend" idea.
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