shave the lion's mane - demotivational poster
DEMOTIVATE THIS GENTLEMAN SUCCESS GUARANTEED Plug in a pair of Clippers Remove the Guard Shave off all of that Magnificent Mane of Silver Hair Assistance will be needed to hold him down Ignore Pleas, Resistance and Threats Shear it off Every Hair down to the Root Until he is Bald Carefully collect Hair for future use Follow with Wax Treatment to keep him Bald longer Spray his Newly Shorn Head with Oil Shine until it is Blinding Exchange the Cippers for an Electric Razor Shave off that Patriarchal Beard and the Dapper Mustache Sell all of his Combs, Mousse, Shampoo, Conditioner, Mustache Trimmer and Beard Grooming products Sell his Former Hair on Ebay Rename him Q-Ball Yes, it's a bit Harsh But the Goal is Demotivation The Lion Must Be Shaved
personality - demotivational poster
It's all you need to attract a nice girl.
Parners - demotivational poster
Man and dog working together to get the job done.
The Social Divide - demotivational poster
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Obedience - demotivational poster
Down there? Seriously? You want me to chase it down there?
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