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SIR I'M SORRY - You can't enter the Godzilla premiere without an I.D. demotivational poster


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demotivational poster SIR I'M SORRY
wampyre  #82286 Created December 18, 2009

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NEEDS MORE HORSEPOWER? - Yeah, that's really funny. Never saw that one coming. Now why don't you make yourself useful and hoof it on over to the tool box and get me a socket wrench demotivational poster


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demotivational poster NEEDS MORE HORSEPOWER?
Doug  #82280 Created December 18, 2009

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 12:04 pm
Personally, I think it needs more Cowbell.....but, I'm Biased.
CANADA - December 18, 2009, 11:56 am
Doug! sign up and make a profile!
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FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION - That's how you execute a plan demotivational poster


TAGS: going by the zoo tomorrow

demotivational poster FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION
Airman  #82277 Created December 18, 2009

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twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 11:37 am
Just did the math. $560/day x 365 day/yr x 25yr = $5,110,000, or $5,113,500 if you count leap years.
Sean - December 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
I swear, Airman, I was going to snopes this myself, but only out of curiosity. I would not have posted the result of that. Unlike the Obama poster I did snopes, this one was not collecting nasty comments from right-wingers.
Chillax - December 19, 2009, 6:37 pm
Another Urban Myth http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:03 am
The simplest plans are always the best.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:45 pm
Excellent Airman, 5Ls.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 4:44 pm

amazing
Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 4:34 pm
*bows in respect* That's dedication!
Zagato - December 18, 2009, 3:31 pm
the guy had to be French, those dudes are always getting away with this kind of epic ****
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 11:09 am
Pure win!!!! 5 Golden Tickets for this one
thatonechick - December 18, 2009, 10:39 am
This is epic, actually.
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NIGHT ELVES - demotivational poster


TAGS: elves challenge shadow dark knight crazy wow warcraft

demotivational poster NIGHT ELVES
Bartimaeus  #82256 Created December 18, 2009

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LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 9:09 am
Kung-fu monkey shenanigans? Watch "Grandma's Boy"...
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:58 am
d*** it! Monkeys suck! Wait...new training idea...what if they learn to drive trucks? Do monkeys live to the age of sixteen?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:56 am
But then they're drinking your beer.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:55 am
And what if someone is drinking a beer? They could lose a hand... Ah, I have the solution. I'll just keep the monkeys drunk all the time; that way, they'll miss the cans. Brilliant, eh?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:50 am
They'll shoot full cans.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:49 am
That is beyond awesome...and now I want a monkey. I wouldn't teach it Kung Fu, though. (I wouldn't want to repeat that guy's mistake.) I'll just teach them to shoot beer cans with sh**guns. What could possibly go wrong?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:45 am
Actual news story, not sure if it's real though. Guy trained his monkeys to do kung fu, and they turned on him. Probably fake, but still awesome.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:44 am
Is that a new character class?...and I though Peanut with a six-pack was weird enough. (Dunham's puppet)
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:41 am
*cough* Say, heard about the kung fu monkeys?
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:40 am
That last "totally" makes me suspicious...Random, do you have a level 30 Blood Druid?
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ryan c  #82224 Created December 17, 2009

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