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SMOKING - demotivational poster

TAGS: apr26 cigarettes kill if you are lucky

(4.52/5) - 25 votes

CANADA - April 29, 2010, 7:01 pm, #174027

I know an old guy who smokes through the hole in his neck and chews tobacco at the same time

agdaniele - April 27, 2010, 9:42 pm, #173799

Although she can probably nail "Bette Davis Eyes" on karaoke night, Quagmire put it best... You ever get freaky with that thing?

GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 4:21 pm, #173691

mmmmm, hAck, cough..mmmmm, "you can't sing for a heck....COUGH!, ahum,....with a hole Ahugh, in your, Ackkk, sptspt,agh, neck"? you want me to sing some Frank?

Anonymous2 - April 26, 2010, 4:10 pm, #173689

... and you can't sing worth a heck with a big hole in your neck. No, you don't always die from tobacco.

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#99948 Created April 26, 2010
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LAWFUL EVIL - DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS!!! demotivational poster

TAGS: alignment dnd lawful evil military guns shiney eye candy

(3.18/5) - 17 votes

MrFishyduck - December 30, 2010, 12:30 pm, #208686

Ive sh** people for less. lol jk

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#99945 Created April 26, 2010
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QUIT SMOKING? - demotivational poster

TAGS: aprchallenge cigarettes my friends are bums

(4.55/5) - 20 votes

Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 8:22 am, #173620

Very apt. great poster better pic - Iggy Pop and Tom Waits... I forget the movie... is it Coffee and Cigarettes?

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#99929 Created April 26, 2010
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demotivational poster IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD

IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD - There would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. demotivational poster

TAGS: women

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(4.57/5) - 46 votes

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 12:59 pm, #244870

Self-preservation was kicking in, lol.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 12:58 pm, #244869

NEGOTIATIONS, not neutrons. Freakin' spell check.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 12:56 pm, #244868

Robin Williams has said they'd be no wars if women ruled the world, just severe neutrons once a month X-D

Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 10:24 am, #173626

I was either going to post this one, or "If women ruled the world, a country would be bombed every 28 days" but I chose this one.

R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 7:36 am, #173614

And about the female ruler bringing their country into war, was it on "that time" of the month? Just askin'. If our house was a country, my wife would invade or nuke our neighbor's countrys (houses) once a month.

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#99892 Created April 25, 2010
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