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SMOKING - demotivational poster


TAGS: apr26 cigarettes kill if you are lucky

demotivational poster SMOKING
Fatt Matt  #99948 Created April 26, 2010

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 10:01 pm
I know an old guy who smokes through the hole in his neck and chews tobacco at the same time
agdaniele - April 28, 2010, 12:42 am
Although she can probably nail "Bette Davis Eyes" on karaoke night, Quagmire put it best... You ever get freaky with that thing?
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 7:21 pm
mmmmm, hAck, cough..mmmmm, "you can't sing for a heck....COUGH!, ahum,....with a hole Ahugh, in your, Ackkk, sptspt,agh, neck"? you want me to sing some Frank?
Anonymous2 - April 26, 2010, 7:10 pm
... and you can't sing worth a heck with a big hole in your neck. No, you don't always die from tobacco.
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LAWFUL EVIL - DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS!!! demotivational poster


TAGS: alignment dnd lawful evil military guns shiney eye candy

demotivational poster LAWFUL EVIL
WingerB17  #99945 Created April 26, 2010

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MrFishyduck - December 30, 2010, 3:30 pm
Ive sh** people for less. lol jk
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GETTING OLD - WHAT ONCE WAS DOGGY-STYLE IS NOW 'THE WAY OF THE ELEPHANTS' - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster GETTING OLD - WHAT ONCE WAS DOGGY-STYLE IS NOW 'THE WAY OF THE ELEPHANTS'
culos  #99940 Created April 26, 2010

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GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 5:05 pm
hmph, blasphemy, everybody knows elephant *** organs are in their feet..
R.S.Jake - April 28, 2010, 4:42 pm
I thought elephants were Catholic so can't use birth contol.
Fatt Matt - April 28, 2010, 4:38 pm
With a hula hoop.
freestyler - April 28, 2010, 4:07 pm
How do they put condoms on?
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 10:20 am
I gotta get me one of those trees. 5L
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QUIT SMOKING? - demotivational poster


TAGS: aprchallenge cigarettes my friends are bums

demotivational poster QUIT SMOKING?
sickartist  #99929 Created April 26, 2010

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Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 11:22 am
Very apt. great poster better pic - Iggy Pop and Tom Waits... I forget the movie... is it Coffee and Cigarettes?
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IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD - There would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. demotivational poster


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More epic fail images by 50cal - Flipping the scriptdemotivational poster IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD
Kung-Fu Devil  #99892 Created April 25, 2010

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Cyberhagen - June 28, 2014, 2:00 pm
Are they kidding? Women get catty and offended so easily, and can be cutthroat with each other. We'd have more wars, not less.
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:14 pm
Only retards find this funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:59 pm
Self-preservation was kicking in, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:58 pm
NEGOTIATIONS, not neutrons. Freakin' spell check.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:56 pm
Robin Williams has said they'd be no wars if women ruled the world, just severe neutrons once a month X-D
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 1:24 pm
I was either going to post this one, or "If women ruled the world, a country would be bombed every 28 days" but I chose this one.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:36 am
And about the female ruler bringing their country into war, was it on "that time" of the month? Just askin'. If our house was a country, my wife would invade or nuke our neighbor's countrys (houses) once a month.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:33 am
How do you sh**gun a beer through your nose without getting cut? Unless your rules for sh**gunning differ from mine...
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 10:12 am
now there's a party trick you don't see everyday, or hopefully never. don't even want to know how you came about learning that
crankyhead - April 26, 2010, 9:53 am
KFD, I didn't mean anythin by it. But the truth is the truth after all. P.S. I can sh**gun beers through my nose.
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