demotivational poster STAR TREK I'm a fan, and I lost my virginity at 16. What's YOUR excuse?

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STAR TREK - I'm a fan, and I lost my virginity at 16. What's YOUR excuse? demotivational poster

TAGS: virginity

(2.33/5) - 15 votes

Morgaine - February 28, 2010, 5:26 pm, #161170

Problem: Star Trek Fans cant get laid Solution: find a girl as into Star Trek as you

Auda - November 8, 2008, 12:23 pm, #34575

Bad hygiene practices and barely trying. I have also been told I'm creepy, I don't see what the problem is, and neither do the other five.

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#27113 Created October 26, 2008
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THE HABS - Pissing off New England since 1924. demotivational poster

TAGS: canadiens montreal

(2.12/5) - 26 votes

Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 9:34 pm, #107493

But to be fair, they DID have The Rocket Richard...

Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 9:32 pm, #107487

Detroit, Chicago, Boston, Toronto, New York and Montreal. There was a Pacific division up to about 1920 something, but for 40 years the Big 6 ruled. Say, 1920 to 1960. Not that the Mob had anything to do with it (James Norris, anyone?)

BoneCD - August 11, 2009, 9:29 pm, #107483

I thought that they were a "Team" back when there were like only one other, eH!

Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 9:23 pm, #107472

Les Habitents. French-Canadiens that were habitually in the Stanley Cup Finals last century (when there were only 5 other teams to beat, anyway).

Derek - August 11, 2009, 9:17 pm, #107465

Why are they called the "Habs"?

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#27097 Created October 26, 2008
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NARUTARDS - The cause of cancer. demotivational poster

TAGS: naruto

(2.08/5) - 26 votes

CREEPER J. - April 28, 2009, 3:36 pm, #76245

THERE IS ONE REALLY FAT NINJA IN THIS PICTURE... NO NOT THAT ONE!

Overlord Douchebag - November 28, 2008, 8:13 am, #40370

Yes I have. Now get back to work before I release the hounds.

Squad Leader #50,375 - November 28, 2008, 5:15 am, #40352

What!? Slaves? But I thought you said... You bastard, you've not heard the end of this!

... - November 22, 2008, 12:01 pm, #38721

This turned into the best comment thread ever!

Lloyd - October 29, 2008, 4:37 pm, #31496

volcanos, moons, sky fortresses, they're all a thing of the past! Real villains are living underground these days. Although it is rather difficult getting our newly created death machines out through those small passageways...

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#27021 Created October 26, 2008
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FASCISM - "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis 1835 demotivational poster

TAGS: sarah palin flag fascist cross republican

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(3.07/5) - 83 votes

culos - November 9, 2010, 4:27 am, #202015

"To err is human; to forgive is interplanetary"

Aplonis - November 9, 2010, 4:05 am, #202014

If Lewis is unsuitable, perhaps we should take our cues from a three-times divorced drug addict like Rush Limbaugh...

DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 1:39 pm, #200746

Seriously though, the date is wrong. Hell it's attributing a quote to Sinclair Lewis 50 years before he was born.

DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 1:37 pm, #200745

I love it when someone says Nazi=Socialist because they called themselves National Socialists. I guess North Korea is a democracy then as they call themselves a Democratic Peoples Republic. The Nazis killed communists and socialists and any other enemies.

DreMagnum - April 13, 2010, 4:38 pm, #171122

http://cdevers.posterous.com/when-fascism-comes-to-america-it-will-be-wrap stolen, or no?

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#26856 Created October 24, 2008
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