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STEAK AND ALE - demotivational poster

Beer and meat packaged together. Gnaw the package open and make your own damn sandwich.

TAGS: beer meat grocery man meal

demotivational poster STEAK AND ALE
lgvernon  #166980 Created July 1, 2013



GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:12 am
…..but n-o-o-o-o, turns out magnifying glasses can leave a mark. OK, I’ll work on the seat down principle, as long as I’m permitted to pee standing up…hey-y-y-y!.... did you just call me a ‘(con’t)’??.... that’s it, I’m peein’ off the back porch
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:11 am
Diamonds..worst investment ever. Shopped for a diamond pendant once. The teeny weeny delicate chain was bigger than the ‘stone’ on the one I could afford….looked like a piece of sand… I got her a magnifying glass too. Win win you’d think….
lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 3:50 pm

Unless you do it with diamonds...
GaryO - July 3, 2013, 3:29 pm
s-o-o-o-o, marking my territory is out?
lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 10:34 am

should return it to its normal position, AAANNND out of courtesy, love, and respect for others, should see to it that it is CLEAN.
lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 10:31 am

...and your lovely and treasured lady leaves it down for ALL her visits, that means that for 75% of the time, the seat is in its right and proper position. Logic dictates that the individual who uses the contraption in a way that is outside the norm...
lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 10:29 am

It's simple, really. They are called 'seats'. That means their natural and correct position is down. Their natural and correction CONDITION is clean and DRY. Considering that you leave the seat down for roughly 1/4 of all your visits...(con't)
GaryO - July 3, 2013, 9:48 am
But, I’ll continue to put the seat down….and put it up…and down…and up…….oh, and down
GaryO - July 3, 2013, 9:47 am
Well, I’m just not catchin’ on. I mean, I’m pretty sure I can grasp the spring feature on a theater seat, and not just sit there a foot higher than everybody else.
lgvernon - July 2, 2013, 11:02 am

GAry, darling, ***bie, sweetie~~the seat left up is not a woman's problem. It's a man's problem. Just like leaving seat on the table in a restaurant is the restaurant's problem. Just like leaving seats up in the theater is the theater's problem.
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stop calling me fat - demotivational poster

I am not fat I am cute

TAGS: guinea pig

demotivational poster stop calling me fat
hattie88  #166950 Created June 30, 2013



thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 2:32 am
...and he's so FLUFFY!!!
falloutghoul - July 1, 2013, 9:22 am
I wonder if you can make bacon off of guinea pigs...
PapaFox - July 1, 2013, 6:20 am
He's not overweight. He's under-tall.
EmilioDumphque - July 1, 2013, 2:21 am
Oink, oink!
Bolverk3778 - June 30, 2013, 5:57 pm
Nope more like lunch!
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Books - demotivational poster

Books: There are worse crimes than burning them. One is not reading them. Based from a quote by Ray Bradbury.

TAGS: worse crime than burning books is not reading books ray bradbury

demotivational poster Books
Pagong  #166943 Created June 30, 2013



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Quality - demotivational poster

TAGS: red green quote handsome handy

demotivational poster Quality
spacedog  #166941 Created June 30, 2013



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As a kid I loved The Red Green Show" it makes of for the fact that Canada gave us Justin Bieber.
Greeny - June 30, 2013, 7:49 pm
5 rolls of duct ***e
lgvernon - June 30, 2013, 12:08 pm

Red Green~~Best. Show. Ever. 5LLLLLs
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SIX-PACK ABS - demotivational poster

Work hard, drink beer. Lean against the fence.

TAGS: working men exercise plan humor

You auto correct by 50cal - WTFdemotivational poster SIX-PACK ABS
lgvernon  #166921 Created June 29, 2013



dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.
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