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SUMMER CAMP - demotivational poster

Dear Mom and Dad, Everyone was having a great time at camp until that can of beef stew in the fire blew up. My counselor says I can't come back. PS~What's a lawsuit?


TAGS: camp humor letter home

demotivational poster SUMMER CAMP
lgvernon  #167735 Created August 8, 2013

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2013, 11:02 am
I was lucky enough to actually live at camp....Our place was crazy in the summer and desolate in the winter. An old piece of stovepipe in the fire with the aerosol cans dropped in nozzle down made it safer...and more "rockety".
GaryO - August 10, 2013, 9:17 am
Aerosols in the campfire always made me get all patriotic…the rocket’s red glare, bombs bursting in air, camp counselors scurrying here and there……rather touching.
steve1961 - August 10, 2013, 8:13 am
Back when I was younger, throwing aerosol cans in the fire was just good sport. We got scolded but only after one close call.
lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 11:56 pm

This actually happened at camp when I was a kid. Several of us got burned. Never found the guilty kid. My suspicion has always been that it was an innocent mistake~~kid didn't know to puncture the can. It was an object lesson for all of us.
Iconoclast - August 9, 2013, 11:51 pm
It used to be that they would have to pick him up from camp and they would impose appropriate punishment. Now the first thought is of a lawsuit.
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SHARK WEEK - demotivational poster

SHARK WEEK BITES! At this point, I'd watch Groundhog Week.


TAGS: shark week boredom humor hedgehog

demotivational poster SHARK WEEK
lgvernon  #167723 Created August 8, 2013

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YOUR CAT - demotivational poster

Ethereal cat vs ugly, hateful-looking cat. Beelzebub sent him. Humor about cats.


TAGS: contradiction humor

demotivational poster YOUR CAT
lgvernon  #167720 Created August 8, 2013

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lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 3:58 pm

Thank you, Mr. Cynic!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:28 am
Nice poster, Ig. You got the cats pegged good.
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:09 am
Your cat...****s in my flower beds...come and clean it up!
lgvernon - August 8, 2013, 10:07 pm

I was a deputy coroner in my checkered past...
MrStupidGir - August 8, 2013, 10:04 pm
and it will very much likely eat your remains when your not able to fill it's bowl anymore
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Tuco - The Original Gangsta - demotivational poster

Eli Wallach as Tuco in "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" (1966). This scene shows the first legit use of the side grip in popular culture. Some claim Marlon Brando did it first in "One-Eyed Jacks" (1961), but he was shooting wild in a running gun battle. Wallach/Tuco took the side grip aim deliberately, and with a casualness that goes beyond gangsta to the epic.


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demotivational poster Tuco - The Original Gangsta
BobbEdwards  #167717 Created August 8, 2013

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BobbEdwards - September 21, 2013, 11:07 pm
Eli Wallach is still alive, too. He'll be 98 in December!
GaryO - August 8, 2013, 5:46 pm
Bingo!
curlyrocks - August 8, 2013, 2:56 pm
Awesome BE, simply awesome.
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BobbEdwards  #167679 Created August 7, 2013

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